Message from @CheesecakeJake

Discord ID: 542476799658033169


2019-02-05 22:44:19 UTC  

so don't fuck it

2019-02-05 22:44:25 UTC  

Anyone here still play counter strike, cs condition zero or cs source?

2019-02-05 22:44:54 UTC  

@antiven0m tell them . berserk is amazing eat dog c unt

2019-02-05 22:45:02 UTC  

I once came across a tinder profile that said "I'm a hardcore feminist lesbian but I want to see what's so special about dick so my partner gave me the go ahead to cheat as long as she can watch"

2019-02-05 22:45:05 UTC  

Found this... Thing on Tinder once

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/542475783143161866/Screenshot_20181209-161338.png

2019-02-05 22:45:11 UTC  

Idk I just usually need shits in the morning or late at night, so I'll shower after it, also youngish so can hold and forget about it

2019-02-05 22:45:48 UTC  

@Dolphin Attorney was she hot?

2019-02-05 22:45:55 UTC  

@CheesecakeJake shocking....

2019-02-05 22:46:11 UTC  

Nope

2019-02-05 22:46:24 UTC  

Sarah deserves a lack of consent

2019-02-05 22:46:24 UTC  

She and her partner were absolute land whales

2019-02-05 22:46:45 UTC  

Oh well that's shit then

2019-02-05 22:47:01 UTC  

Yeah i took a hard swipe left there mate

2019-02-05 22:47:09 UTC  

Pmsl ... Sounds about right ..

2019-02-05 22:47:15 UTC  

It was all piercings and blubber

2019-02-05 22:47:20 UTC  

Oh and hair dye

2019-02-05 22:47:36 UTC  

I can picture exactly what you're talking about

2019-02-05 22:47:49 UTC  

I think everyone can tbf...

2019-02-05 22:48:26 UTC  

Hey fags

2019-02-05 22:49:03 UTC  

Hi ! ...

2019-02-05 22:49:07 UTC  

It's always funny coming from a town with a historically high male population and going to somewhere with a high female population is how much harder they have to try on tinder
Like instead of one sentence bio's they have a fucking short novel on why you should date them

2019-02-05 22:49:36 UTC  

Ew faggot.

2019-02-05 22:49:54 UTC  

Yeah that's true

2019-02-05 22:50:11 UTC  

My college has way more women than men and it's a lot easier here

2019-02-05 22:52:43 UTC  

Poopoo peepee I like weewee

2019-02-05 22:54:03 UTC  

You guys hear that the wochowski brothers are now wochowski "sisters"?

2019-02-05 22:54:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/542478100139737089/1549397551315.png

2019-02-05 22:55:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/542478331019526164/Screenshot_20190205-150423.jpg

2019-02-05 22:55:27 UTC  

LOL

2019-02-05 22:56:20 UTC  

Wheelchair dude should have sued that's goldmine right there

2019-02-05 22:56:22 UTC  

@Dazzie damn bish u live like this??

2019-02-05 22:57:32 UTC  

my buddys living room excpet its a love seat and theres a small pc desk

2019-02-05 22:57:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/542478978888237071/karpohatesgames.png

2019-02-05 22:58:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/542479053160972288/51440194_832667837077809_7674560341191163904_n.png

2019-02-05 22:58:05 UTC  

😂 😂 😂

2019-02-05 22:58:15 UTC  

I've actually bothered to kit out my room but i get the whole not caring thing

2019-02-05 22:58:24 UTC  

oof

2019-02-05 22:59:06 UTC  

🤣🤣 that's stupid ...

2019-02-05 23:00:06 UTC  

If you wanna fix the "single cat mum feminist" problem that's not the worst idea tbh

2019-02-05 23:00:26 UTC  

estranged fathers should get "family court leave"