I had a nightmare

That normalfags took Hitler away from us

And they made a Hitler reality show sitcom

With cringy normalfag humor

@L33T HITLER what kind of exam?

@✠ 𝕸𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖓 𝕿𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖗 ✠ well that sounds like what they actually did.

So, not to far off kek

It's advanced programming

not hard

I've got an average of 100% so far

That's pretty kick ass. I took some programming classes back when i was still in school but i ended up quiting it haha. (Eh just didnt seem like my thing)

it takes some commitment to get right

especially when the class is taught half in assembly

So no object oriented programming

nope

Assembly is fun

full on low level c

autist grade c

Kek

it would make /g/ proud

and also go into autistic rage that they can't do the course

https://youtu.be/bs7W5ob5Hwg

EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH THIS

Low level programming is cool

Unfortunately you can't make the case for it for 99% of business applications

Clients don't care about efficiency

True, but I'm a l33t so I don't need to know the latest hipster JS library

Me too penguin

But I'm also a business owner

REEEEEEEEEE

I need to know how I can write a program that can silently open a shell as root on a box that doesn't belong to me

I need to write a self executing script that tracks keystrokes

How else am I gonna pay for all these escorts?

Onstart key registry

Asynchronously send me batches of inputs

Then an algorithm to parse input batches to look for CC data

or the string following an email address

That too but don't forget forms vary in input

And you also have autofill

That can make pattern matching more tricky

Btw @L33T HITLER