https://youtu.be/bs7W5ob5Hwg

EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH THIS

Low level programming is cool

Unfortunately you can't make the case for it for 99% of business applications

Clients don't care about efficiency

True, but I'm a l33t so I don't need to know the latest hipster JS library

Me too penguin

But I'm also a business owner

REEEEEEEEEE

I need to know how I can write a program that can silently open a shell as root on a box that doesn't belong to me

I need to write a self executing script that tracks keystrokes

How else am I gonna pay for all these escorts?

Onstart key registry

Asynchronously send me batches of inputs

Then an algorithm to parse input batches to look for CC data

or the string following an email address

That too but don't forget forms vary in input

And you also have autofill

That can make pattern matching more tricky

Btw @L33T HITLER

Girls can be hackers too

She's not releasing it under GPLv3!? She must be a jew

Kek

Gotta Jew fast

No open source

Give me shekels for muh softwarez

REEEEEEEEEE

GIB SHEKEL

Shekel

Noa!!?

this software is 100 shekel

plx pay nao

100? Don't be antisimetic goy. It will cost six gorrilion shekels

this is best software in the east

Is anyone else mad about sex robots?

in what respect?

I can't believe I actually agree with feminists for once

Not for the same reason of course

They think it objectifies women