Message from @Shapiro the hero
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@AutisimusPrime reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
**triggered**
#allENGLISHcountriesmatterexceptnewzealand,newzealandisgay
Ooft man
yOu'rE gAy
Thanks
I know
Bacon kinda tastes shitty
lol
whats good
Not bacon...
Sir?
Why ain't bacon good?
It just tastes like... dirt
Yes i have eaten dirt before
?
You obviously overcook it
Wtf
Dirt
But i dunno it tastes like gross to me
Then why the hell limit your definition of "bacon" to one sad experience centuries ago?
No.. i ate dirt when i was 7
Not bacon
Bit old for that
Yeah shhhh
Its better than eating shit
Then again... Last time I ate dirt I was 18
....
Car crash
W-what?
Ye
No i dont know how a car crash has anything to do with eating dirt
I passed out when I got out the car
Yeah butbwhat does eating dirt have anything to do with a car crash
Boom, herrro floor
Ohhh
Ma bad
Sloth
Yeet
Got myself an epic scar in the back of my head