Message from @Shapiro the hero

Discord ID: 469039857306435585


2018-07-17 05:09:45 UTC  

@AutisimusPrime reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2018-07-17 05:09:53 UTC  

**triggered**

2018-07-17 05:10:29 UTC  

#allENGLISHcountriesmatterexceptnewzealand,newzealandisgay

2018-07-17 05:23:41 UTC  

Ooft man

2018-07-17 05:27:10 UTC  

yOu'rE gAy

2018-07-17 06:15:25 UTC  

Thanks

2018-07-17 06:15:30 UTC  

I know

2018-07-17 06:15:45 UTC  

Bacon kinda tastes shitty

2018-07-17 07:46:19 UTC  

lol

2018-07-18 03:16:46 UTC  

whats good

2018-07-18 07:13:33 UTC  

Not bacon...

2018-07-18 07:14:04 UTC  

Sir?

2018-07-18 07:14:14 UTC  

Why ain't bacon good?

2018-07-18 07:15:42 UTC  

It just tastes like... dirt

2018-07-18 07:15:50 UTC  

Yes i have eaten dirt before

2018-07-18 07:15:50 UTC  

?

2018-07-18 07:16:02 UTC  

You obviously overcook it

2018-07-18 07:16:14 UTC  

Wtf

2018-07-18 07:16:16 UTC  

Dirt

2018-07-18 07:16:22 UTC  

But i dunno it tastes like gross to me

2018-07-18 07:16:56 UTC  

Yes i was 7 at the time

2018-07-18 07:17:37 UTC  

Then why the hell limit your definition of "bacon" to one sad experience centuries ago?

2018-07-18 07:18:43 UTC  

No.. i ate dirt when i was 7

2018-07-18 07:18:57 UTC  

Not bacon

2018-07-18 07:19:00 UTC  

Bit old for that

2018-07-18 07:19:07 UTC  

Yeah shhhh

2018-07-18 07:19:18 UTC  

Its better than eating shit

2018-07-18 07:19:29 UTC  

Then again... Last time I ate dirt I was 18

2018-07-18 07:19:39 UTC  

....

2018-07-18 07:19:43 UTC  

Car crash

2018-07-18 07:19:50 UTC  

W-what?

2018-07-18 07:19:54 UTC  

Ye

2018-07-18 07:20:19 UTC  

No i dont know how a car crash has anything to do with eating dirt

2018-07-18 07:20:34 UTC  

I passed out when I got out the car

2018-07-18 07:21:23 UTC  

Yeah butbwhat does eating dirt have anything to do with a car crash

2018-07-18 07:21:28 UTC  

Boom, herrro floor

2018-07-18 07:21:40 UTC  

Ohhh

2018-07-18 07:21:44 UTC  

Ma bad

2018-07-18 07:21:47 UTC  

Sloth

2018-07-18 07:21:52 UTC  

Yeet

2018-07-18 07:22:18 UTC  

Got myself an epic scar in the back of my head