Message from @Shapiro the hero

Discord ID: 468662073463930911


2018-07-16 02:51:18 UTC  

Probably see what the insurance will write me

2018-07-16 03:17:19 UTC  

dude, why did you burn down the homeless shelter

2018-07-16 05:43:06 UTC  

lmao

2018-07-16 05:43:17 UTC  

k

2018-07-16 05:43:29 UTC  

lel

2018-07-16 05:58:34 UTC  

@Neon 10/10 names

2018-07-16 06:00:30 UTC  

yes

2018-07-16 06:00:31 UTC  

ik

2018-07-16 10:58:47 UTC  

Ouch

2018-07-16 19:39:22 UTC  

Australia doesn’t matter

2018-07-16 20:50:10 UTC  
2018-07-17 03:07:06 UTC  

WHOMST SAID AUSTRALIA DOESNT MATTER?

2018-07-17 03:10:54 UTC  

Lmfao

2018-07-17 05:09:45 UTC  

@AutisimusPrime reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2018-07-17 05:09:53 UTC  

**triggered**

2018-07-17 05:10:29 UTC  

#allENGLISHcountriesmatterexceptnewzealand,newzealandisgay

2018-07-17 05:23:41 UTC  

Ooft man

2018-07-17 05:27:10 UTC  

yOu'rE gAy

2018-07-17 06:15:25 UTC  

Thanks

2018-07-17 06:15:30 UTC  

I know

2018-07-17 06:15:45 UTC  

Bacon kinda tastes shitty

2018-07-17 07:46:19 UTC  

lol

2018-07-18 03:16:46 UTC  

whats good

2018-07-18 07:13:33 UTC  

Not bacon...

2018-07-18 07:14:04 UTC  

Sir?

2018-07-18 07:14:14 UTC  

Why ain't bacon good?

2018-07-18 07:15:42 UTC  

It just tastes like... dirt

2018-07-18 07:15:50 UTC  

Yes i have eaten dirt before

2018-07-18 07:15:50 UTC  

?

2018-07-18 07:16:02 UTC  

You obviously overcook it

2018-07-18 07:16:14 UTC  

Wtf

2018-07-18 07:16:16 UTC  

Dirt

2018-07-18 07:16:22 UTC  

But i dunno it tastes like gross to me

2018-07-18 07:16:56 UTC  

Yes i was 7 at the time

2018-07-18 07:17:37 UTC  

Then why the hell limit your definition of "bacon" to one sad experience centuries ago?

2018-07-18 07:18:43 UTC  

No.. i ate dirt when i was 7

2018-07-18 07:18:57 UTC  

Not bacon

2018-07-18 07:19:00 UTC  

Bit old for that

2018-07-18 07:19:07 UTC  

Yeah shhhh

2018-07-18 07:19:18 UTC  

Its better than eating shit

2018-07-18 07:19:29 UTC  

Then again... Last time I ate dirt I was 18