Message from @Ben Garrison

Discord ID: 436613486173224960


2018-04-19 00:52:00 UTC  

Wheat!

2018-04-19 00:52:01 UTC  

?

2018-04-19 00:52:16 UTC  

WHEET

2018-04-19 00:52:18 UTC  

so I know that she aint soo

2018-04-19 00:52:21 UTC  

whet

2018-04-19 00:52:24 UTC  

WHT

2018-04-19 00:52:24 UTC  

weed?

2018-04-19 00:52:30 UTC  

dang

2018-04-19 00:52:35 UTC  

You beat me to it

2018-04-19 00:52:37 UTC  

Whet

2018-04-19 00:52:38 UTC  

:>>>

2018-04-19 00:53:17 UTC  

Wait geb were you talking about me?

2018-04-19 01:21:15 UTC  

I'm a trump supporter

2018-04-19 03:34:58 UTC  

yes he was

2018-04-19 19:40:39 UTC  

In other news... I think I'm being catfished... Any suggestions on how to make it funny?

2018-04-19 19:42:44 UTC  

What makes you think that it’s a catfish

2018-04-19 19:43:18 UTC  

Romantic advances and an alias

2018-04-19 19:44:12 UTC  

But it could be the woman of your dreams

2018-04-19 19:45:14 UTC  

In which case she would be unaffected by me assuming she's a catfish....

2018-04-19 19:45:17 UTC  

Sooooo?

2018-04-19 19:46:06 UTC  

Not if you scare her off by dismissing her advances as disingenuous

2018-04-19 19:48:28 UTC  

Well you see she magically acquired my personal gmail address and used that to hangouts me. I'd think if she were that interested, me having wonky assumptions should not put her off... And what if my "dream girl" were someone unaffected by wonky assumptions eh?

2018-04-19 19:49:23 UTC  

Nice

2018-04-19 19:49:30 UTC  

nice?

2018-04-19 19:50:03 UTC  

Well in an instance that you are pulling or just getting catfished why not just believe it's real

2018-04-19 19:50:12 UTC  

Eh?

2018-04-19 19:50:30 UTC  

Point is you should marry her just to be on the safe side

2018-04-19 19:50:37 UTC  

Exactly

2018-04-19 19:50:38 UTC  

😂

2018-04-19 19:51:06 UTC  

*healthy advice intensifies*

2018-04-19 19:54:29 UTC  

What’s the worst that could happen? Yolo and all that

2018-04-19 19:55:17 UTC  

Well she could be a 57 year old man from Thailand...

2018-04-19 19:55:39 UTC  

Exotic

2018-04-19 19:55:55 UTC  

😐

2018-04-19 19:56:00 UTC  

boi nyet

2018-04-19 19:58:15 UTC  

Or she can be a cutie

2018-04-19 19:59:05 UTC  

indeed

2018-04-19 20:05:24 UTC  

Doesn’t get more qt than 57 years old Thai men

2018-04-19 20:07:53 UTC  

the horror

2018-04-19 22:30:49 UTC  

hm fancy more people

2018-04-20 00:17:18 UTC  

hec