Message from @Ben Garrison
Discord ID: 436613005317373953
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I've been friends with this person for....... a year..?
g4u m8
Wheat!
?
WHEET
so I know that she aint soo
whet
WHT
weed?
dang
You beat me to it
Whet
:>>>
Wait geb were you talking about me?
I'm a trump supporter
yes he was
In other news... I think I'm being catfished... Any suggestions on how to make it funny?
What makes you think that it’s a catfish
Romantic advances and an alias
In which case she would be unaffected by me assuming she's a catfish....
Sooooo?
Not if you scare her off by dismissing her advances as disingenuous
Well you see she magically acquired my personal gmail address and used that to hangouts me. I'd think if she were that interested, me having wonky assumptions should not put her off... And what if my "dream girl" were someone unaffected by wonky assumptions eh?
Nice
nice?
Well in an instance that you are pulling or just getting catfished why not just believe it's real
Eh?
Point is you should marry her just to be on the safe side
Exactly
😂
*healthy advice intensifies*
What’s the worst that could happen? Yolo and all that
Well she could be a 57 year old man from Thailand...
Exotic
😐
boi nyet
Or she can be a cutie
indeed
Doesn’t get more qt than 57 years old Thai men