>ask crush to come with me to the next Trump rally
>she declines
>ask her dad
>he happily obliges

said she wasn't able, damn shame. she voted for him too.

>asks crush to go on a date
>declines
>goes for dad instead
>dad gets gitty and excited
>discord bro wants to pretend that he did wasnt gay
>super homo
>says a tearful "damn shame" type of thing, but is actually getting exactly what he wanted.

Gaaaaaaay

You sound like youd enjoy the video game "Fuck Mr. Hatcher"

kek

i'll see if i can pop in back at her place afterwards

also, you can't really judge gayness when your name is "Europa"

that sounds like a fucking fruitbowl-ass nightclub

Hahhahaa did you just call the father lands name gay?

Also "pop in back at her place" sounds like you want to get a quick fuck from the dad back at her place since you said she wasnt around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D561QwyRYaU

kek

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I really don't get the seth rich waifu meme

He was my waifu

That's the meme

I guess

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/242118444475088896/327513004956450818/20170622_112744.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/242118444475088896/327554214551224330/DC424Z-XYAAguyH.png

lmao

http://narrative-collapse.com/2017/06/20/six-nation-bloc-proposes-military-action-to-stop-illegal-aliens/

lewl

Bojack meme

daily reminder of why we should keep up the Lord's work

@Renaar this is really really evil

keckles

this really is pretty perfect

ikr???

@Renaar