what?

"Are we obligated to host your pity party?"

Ooof

that would make me cry too in certain circumstances, but its not drama worthy wtf

@Stone Cold Steve Autism will you host my pity party if I make finger food?

@Nero Black ... what kindS?

Shit, you better bring out the buffet table for me.

please host my pity party uwu

@Stone Cold Steve Autism generally things wrapped in bacon or stuffed with cream cheese

...

Yeah I'll host it.

Lmao

Steve is a real American

LMAOOO

But I wouldn't be obligated to.

He wants dat bacon

I'm so fucking tired

Get sleep then

nerd

Why is sledding so exhaaausting

personal victory

nah, my pity parties are always fictional

Because youre havin fun

No it's only 8 and I haven't had my dinner yet

is that why sex is so tiring? because it's fun?

@Shattered ur gay

Sex is tiring

because

you don't have any core strength

Who even has sex these days

@Farunel youre gay for me

work your abdominals more often

trust me

@Stone Cold Steve Autism on it oh great swamy

@Farunel people that make babies

thats on an all time high

Babies are overrated

@Farunel people in prison?

sex as a means of reproduction may be obsolete soon

you can clone sperm from a skin cell

great