oof i want tea @Stone Cold Steve Autism

You know what offends me?

@sleepysclmsft some other time

bleh isnt neccesary

@Squeaks Also some other time

people with paper tissue feelings

It's a far, *far* more boring story than you think.

Believe it or not, I said worse shit than Noble did but he caught the blame for it.

@Nero Black y'all lucky i have the ability to bind my paper tissue feelings well and fit in

oof

I got kicked out of a guild i played a game with because i taunted a player who said in all seriousness that his parents never had sex and I was like "Where the fuck did you come from then?"

Know the thing I said that made them cry?

what?

"Are we obligated to host your pity party?"

Ooof

that would make me cry too in certain circumstances, but its not drama worthy wtf

@Stone Cold Steve Autism will you host my pity party if I make finger food?

@Nero Black ... what kindS?

Shit, you better bring out the buffet table for me.

please host my pity party uwu

@Stone Cold Steve Autism generally things wrapped in bacon or stuffed with cream cheese

...

Yeah I'll host it.

Lmao

Steve is a real American

LMAOOO

But I wouldn't be obligated to.

He wants dat bacon

I'm so fucking tired

Get sleep then

nerd

Why is sledding so exhaaausting

personal victory

nah, my pity parties are always fictional

Because youre havin fun

No it's only 8 and I haven't had my dinner yet

is that why sex is so tiring? because it's fun?

@Shattered ur gay

Sex is tiring

because

you don't have any core strength