I really want to meet this kid now

them mom would say she hates my dad so much she should have been gay, but its horaaaam

He can only wear a potato sack for ten years or until he admits crocs are a curse

nah, shes just a massive party pooper

I'm also a biter

deadass, he was like 5’11 in middle school and always wore this bright ass orange jacket, lookin like a fucking walking traffic cone

LMAOOO

Ew

There's so fair when fighting

Just a winner

And a loser

it reminded me of eric from sex ed

And I'll do whatever I gotta do to win. I'm smol

indeed

Lol

my youngest brother, his twin, was once behind him in the hallway and took a pic of him in the crowd of children and you could *clearly* see his stupid ass

i should be smol but swol

There was a kid when I was in high school that wore the same Minecraft creeper sweater for like 2 years straight

im 6 foot and i'll bit you in the genitals if i need to to win

I don't even remember his name

oof

Oof

He's just the creeper kid

Creeper

Aw man

i wore a blue shirt for an entire year fight me

It was like

I wore the same steel toed boots for a year

Fully green with the hood being a creeper

I am pretty fit for how smol I am

fite me

I AM FULFILLING MY BASE FUNCTION

okay swoler

Like. I can lift 185 lbs for a few minutes

TO NURSE AND PROTECT

I weight 95

185 pounds to kg?

Aggie wtf are you on about

Ummidunno

I can lift the back end of a pickup 😛

IG 11