*News flash Bill Barteau*
*Parents do things for their kids without expecting compensation*

my parents are pretty cool

@Blaundee the word on the street is that we're planning a purge

they care about my grades too much but they're asian so

YEP

im stealing the animals

Id pull his eyes out and staple them to his gooch so he could watch me put my foot in his ass.

can someone come with me i dont think i can hold all the birds

give that news flash to asian parents @Local Doomguy

lmao

i will

im the wrong asian though 😔

oH

aw why?

im south asian

i just want my parents to leave me for good

YO SOUTH ASIAN IN THE CHAT

and thats on periodt

same

lMAO

which country? i'm from india

I have enough land to just build a camp for all the lost and broken people

i make jokes about bombing my friends houses because people were racist to me in 5th grade last year

ouf

im pakistani

im sOoooOOOO cool

noice

just don't bomb me xD

i had to wear a sari(?) and i hated it

dont worry, i'd get the same jokes too, im ex muslim

nah i do like those fancy saris, but they hurt yo feet

bruh it was for like 4 year olds and i was 8

@sleepysclmsft why are you still awake? Lol

wait

what

@insanelyvain go to rants

i am in india, and it is a very good morning

chilly af

and filled with moms yells

lmao

think of it as the sun from rick and morty being doused with ice