did you live in 2500000 BCE?

lmaoooo

oof

yes

Yes

that guy is a mooner from 1817

lol

Back in my day we had no moon

It was constantly dark

No

how did you survive as a vampire then?

lmao

wait, wrong breed

We used to eat broken glass

neckbeards?

oh yikes

https://tenor.com/view/shit-shiiiiiiiiiiiit-gif-10111326

i do that sometimes

the werewolves had problems with full moons

with a side of tidepods

ouf

https://tenor.com/view/omar-little-day-at-atime-isuppose-idk-one-day-at-atime-the-wire-gif-14755277

i eat razor blades

Tide pods are dessert

yeah

oh no

uSDFGHYUHFG

i have to do the science fair

i

i brush my teeth with bleach cause i aint got the time for cavaties

.

Youngsters

yo good luck with the science fair

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-its-about-to-go-down-calm-before-the-storm-gif-4420127

Bleach?

i'd rather eat a dog then do it

Wtf

it is a song lyric vain chill down

I bet you sleep on a bed too

i have to do a in-class presentation

*screams*