Until they learn proper slav squat

I mean personally I couldn't find you if you told me the adress drew me a map and took a photo of it

I know the perfect groin kick........instant infertility

Errrr

Some people need it

So they can't reproduce

How is there a perfect groin kick? O.o

With the shin you mean?

The impact damages the groin and connections to the penis root

Penile root

^^^

How do you do it tho

No I mean what makes it different from any other dick kick?

Lol

A dick kick is a dick kick

Depends on how the kick is delivered and where the impact hit the foot.

Get a steel toe boot

Lol

That's definitely one way

I try kicking with the shin

I don't even have a dick and that sounds awful

But I don't really practice low blows

I typically prefer the bear hug

Around the neck

Or the bite to the jugular

Rear naked choke is better

That's definitely true

It's probably the least messy way to off someone with your bare hands

That and the triangle choke

But that's more risky

Or your thumbs to the carotid arteries in the neck

Ah yeah

That shit kills quick

Also there's the collar choke

True

I need to seriously invest some time in bjj

Not my preferred method

all this talk of choking and dick kicking? do you two need me to find you a hotel ? 😏

What is.bjj

Ello

Yes