I have a crush on Emma stone

Brb

I'm not an incel. I get offers, but dammit, my game collection won't play itself.

Back

Oh mega oof

Welcome back.

Gee thanks

Henry cavill though

Yes.

I watched The Man from UNCLE the other day.

Uh huh

I eat too much macdonalds

Thats my problem

Also, for some reason, I have a lot of male celeb crushes, but most of my girl crushes are IRL

I don't eat enough McDonald's.

Oh okay

Mickey D's overrated change my mind

It is

But i eat it all the time

So

Lol

Its McDonald's or Taco bell

90% of the time

I had a girlfriend once. She'd tell me every day about her male and female crushes, whom she'd love to do the sex with. Problem was, they were people she actually sees everyday.

Not far-off celebrities.

As it turned out, they weren't just crushes. Oof.

o no

Ouch

colin tevorrow scrip leaked for episode 9

ooo no

She be a ho ho hoe

sounds way better than what Disney did

lemme see

Pretty big red flag dude lol

SHOW ME DA SCRIPT

Idk, I feel like if I had an IRL crush I wouldn't tell them or my partner

@Repzion u gay link it 2 me

It is just plain awkward to confess a crush to your partner

Especially if the relashe is committed newly

I feel like we were in a cuck dynamic, except only one of us didn't want it.

I have the script