What's up?

I'm enjoying my proximity to hell

It all good i bought more McDonald's

🥺

Lucky you.

I have a problem

But they kindly asked me to say they pronouns, didn't harass me for it

And I delivered

(plus I had a huge crush on them back then)

@Quin what problem?

I have a crush on Jennifer Lawrence.

who doesn't

Aww

She cute

🙃

I have a crush on Emma stone

Brb

I'm not an incel. I get offers, but dammit, my game collection won't play itself.

Back

Oh mega oof

Welcome back.

Gee thanks

Henry cavill though

Yes.

I watched The Man from UNCLE the other day.

Uh huh

I eat too much macdonalds

Thats my problem

Also, for some reason, I have a lot of male celeb crushes, but most of my girl crushes are IRL

I don't eat enough McDonald's.

Oh okay

Mickey D's overrated change my mind

It is

But i eat it all the time

So

Lol

Its McDonald's or Taco bell

90% of the time

I had a girlfriend once. She'd tell me every day about her male and female crushes, whom she'd love to do the sex with. Problem was, they were people she actually sees everyday.

Not far-off celebrities.

As it turned out, they weren't just crushes. Oof.