Message from @Everyone's Mother

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2020-01-22 16:17:31 UTC  

so I have to write instructions for my pet sitter, and it feels wierd, because I'm giving my cats little bio blurbs

2020-01-22 16:18:06 UTC  

what do I write, "Edison likes long walks on the countertops?

2020-01-22 16:20:11 UTC  

Edison is a little shit

2020-01-22 16:20:26 UTC  

He likes: being a little shit

2020-01-22 16:20:38 UTC  

His hobbies include: being an asshole

2020-01-22 16:20:52 UTC  

You know it's true @Everyone's Mother

2020-01-22 16:21:26 UTC  

Edison, likes to be walked along with a kite during bad weather so both he and the walker can succumb to lightning.

2020-01-22 16:34:24 UTC  

@Vlad The Impaler haha I got it you clever boy.

2020-01-22 16:35:00 UTC  

@Lissy (Nebuliss) you're not wrong

2020-01-22 17:03:42 UTC  

@Blaundee ❤️

2020-01-22 17:09:58 UTC  

You guys ever get that thing where you wanna get something done, but you just procrastinate when your hearts not in it?

2020-01-22 17:10:27 UTC  

cos im sitting here with a job role in front supposed to be researching the company and I'm busy watching youtube vids

2020-01-22 17:10:39 UTC  

productive much 😅

2020-01-22 17:12:45 UTC  

Twitter is worse than tumblr

2020-01-22 17:23:26 UTC  

big facts

2020-01-22 17:23:59 UTC  

@Blackjax yes, I have been procrastinating with writing my care instructions for my cats, but I just finished it.

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2020-01-22 17:27:00 UTC  

@Blaundee ❤️

2020-01-22 17:27:50 UTC  

@Blaundee ❤️

2020-01-22 17:27:53 UTC  

Long time no heart.

2020-01-22 17:28:25 UTC  

Dan, you're just figuring this out now?

2020-01-22 17:29:15 UTC  
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2020-01-22 17:37:11 UTC  

Ill be in vc shortly should anyone wish to join me

2020-01-22 17:38:20 UTC  

i'll join you

2020-01-22 17:38:43 UTC  

i might to run by some things if thats ok with you libarian you're smart and i want this job!

2020-01-22 17:41:39 UTC  

but first tea.

2020-01-22 17:55:41 UTC  

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2020-01-22 18:01:45 UTC  

Uuh

2020-01-22 18:01:46 UTC  

Enjoy

2020-01-22 18:01:50 UTC  

Looks great

2020-01-22 18:02:31 UTC  

Oh he did, I'm sure 🙂

2020-01-22 18:03:30 UTC  

He didn't enjoy it as much as the 3 bumps of cockeyed before hand I'm sure

2020-01-22 18:04:44 UTC  

Twitters promotes Pedos on it.

2020-01-22 18:04:45 UTC  

Duh.

2020-01-22 18:18:15 UTC  

I cant wait to be old enough to take my mom shopping and then tell her "No put it back"

2020-01-22 18:20:35 UTC  

I always take three bumps of cockeyed in the morning