Bye Bitch ๐Ÿ’€ Im gone

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Do you think its important To know what A product your Buying is Made of?

For some gross ass reason my dad likes to hang his dirty Underwear on the door knob so every time I'm gonna lock the door I touch them

Am this ๐Ÿ‘Œ close to beating his ass

Ok
I have an idea

What if I make every type of drug

In the sims 4

Feliz dia de los reyes
Today is dia de los reyes it's like Christmas
But instead of santa the 3 kings come and give you presents

Hey I know I may say I'm an atheist some times but can yall Pray for me
Theres been a shit load of earthquakes in my country lately

@katie thanks tho a Earthquake just happened

@sleepysclmsftyes but all the lights went off before it started

Yeah I Got a boogkbag And put important stuff there

Tho my mom still has to go to work

Call me weird but I think its important to check if someone has pictures of there family members in there house because if you dont I'm going to assume you murdered Someone and you fled the country

Tho if you hate your family I can understand

But At least put a picture Of your Doggo or something

My grandmother has pictures of Herself when she was a baby and Other family members and Weird Art pictures

That's normal

But I still find it weird when There people who dont have Pictures Or family photos on there walls

What's going on

I cant

I cant feel my dick

Is your Boyfriend
Short
Has a fresh hairstyle
And is loving and caring
Then that's not your man

Its irwin

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/257355998065459200/665989996234407937/Irwin_CN.png

***By the power of all the holiest of evils, I command you to Wake up And make me a Sandwich!!!***

I have a really Fucked up screenshot of 1 of onisions recent deleted tweets <#257355998065459200>

I'm Starting to believe he did something to cause this

I cant wait to be old enough to take my mom shopping and then tell her "No put it back"

๐Ÿ˜”

BUT IM BLACK

I made up a anime Plot
4 guys looking for their Dead beat dad

I just realized something

I don't even know my dads name

I could of lived a heathy life Without seeing that mlp shit

Heres a story:
In a movie Theater they found a memory card that was from a Camera
They thought Someone was illegally recording titanic
When actually the person who recorded it was filming himself Jacking off to leonardo DiCaprio and Making it look like his dick was in dicaprio's mouth

Story Number 2
In a movie theater someone was Taking shits in the Seats
It took them 2 weeks for find out who
Turns out it was an old lady
And she wasn't crazy
She was doing it just to troll

Story Number 3
In a movie theater seat they found
A freshly
Cuted penis
That seemed it was cut with scissors
It Seems like someone brought it in a Bag

Story Number 4
In a movie theater floor
They found a New born baby in a book bag
The baby wasn't Crying but he was ok
With note that said "Its your problem now"

Meanwhile in my Country:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/257355998065459200/670509907228753920/kzkaWCZvBDe3hSpW.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/257355998065459200/670509908034191371/ec661p8xACh-l74M.mp4

@Primedestroyer99
Basically
Our fat bitch president hid the supplies Trump sent us
Making 2,000 or die of Thirst and Humger ect
All because they wanted trump Look bad

@Primedestroyer99 u wanna see my president

The bitch name is wanda

Puerto rico

Karen looking ass

You wanna see my old president
(He looks like onision after he got caught with the beard and everything)

Before he got caught

Afte her got caught

He Basically got caught

Because they leaked a Group chat he had with other Powerful people here

They where saying all types of nasty shit

They where saying homophobic,sexist,racist Everything In the book there

They even said they wanted the mayor of San juan To get shot in the head

And then This Greg looking ass says "You would be doing me a favor"

Btw his name is Ricky

@Primedestroyer99 they wrote a board outside his House saying that actually

@Dragun9500 actually there was a couple of earthquakes here two

Causing the lights to go off
No lights
No water

Making Schools Shut down since most of them didn't pass the inspection
Making us not Know when the fuck are we gonna start school

I wanted to Fucking Graduate already

So I have 2 options
1: move to US with my grandmother
2: homeschool

@Dragun9500 (not sure tho Some homes still haven't Recovered)

And earthquakes are making shit worst

Carajo

Well when maria Happened Us Army only give my aunt a Package With pop tarts and Spaghetti sauce

That's all I remember for now

@Primedestroyer99 (taking a picture with a baby that Survived el paso Shooting

But his parents didn't)

(Cus they died protecting him)

Yall Think trump's Wife Likes his fat ass?

She like ***Dont touch me you fat fuck***

I honestly think its disrespectful when I see Latinos Supporting trump
Like you can tell those MF where born in the US and they cant appreciate the sacrifice someone in there family Made to get in the country

Tbh I dont like North Korea that place is a Fucking Huge ass Cult that's unfair to there people

Let's be honest
If kim died
Everyone would meme it

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