Bye Bitch ๐ Im gone
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Do you think its important To know what A product your Buying is Made of?
For some gross ass reason my dad likes to hang his dirty Underwear on the door knob so every time I'm gonna lock the door I touch them
Am this ๐ close to beating his ass
Ok
I have an idea
What if I make every type of drug
In the sims 4
Feliz dia de los reyes
Today is dia de los reyes it's like Christmas
But instead of santa the 3 kings come and give you presents
Hey I know I may say I'm an atheist some times but can yall Pray for me
Theres been a shit load of earthquakes in my country lately
@katie thanks tho a Earthquake just happened
@sleepysclmsftyes but all the lights went off before it started
Yeah I Got a boogkbag And put important stuff there
Tho my mom still has to go to work
@sleepysclmsft not for now
Call me weird but I think its important to check if someone has pictures of there family members in there house because if you dont I'm going to assume you murdered Someone and you fled the country
Ikr
Tho if you hate your family I can understand
But At least put a picture Of your Doggo or something
My grandmother has pictures of Herself when she was a baby and Other family members and Weird Art pictures
That's normal
But I still find it weird when There people who dont have Pictures Or family photos on there walls
What's going on
I cant
I cant feel my dick
Is your Boyfriend
Short
Has a fresh hairstyle
And is loving and caring
Then that's not your man
***By the power of all the holiest of evils, I command you to Wake up And make me a Sandwich!!!***
I have a really Fucked up screenshot of 1 of onisions recent deleted tweets <#257355998065459200>
I'm Starting to believe he did something to cause this
I cant wait to be old enough to take my mom shopping and then tell her "No put it back"
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BUT IM BLACK
I made up a anime Plot
4 guys looking for their Dead beat dad
I just realized something
I don't even know my dads name
I could of lived a heathy life Without seeing that mlp shit
Heres a story:
In a movie Theater they found a memory card that was from a Camera
They thought Someone was illegally recording titanic
When actually the person who recorded it was filming himself Jacking off to leonardo DiCaprio and Making it look like his dick was in dicaprio's mouth
Story Number 2
In a movie theater someone was Taking shits in the Seats
It took them 2 weeks for find out who
Turns out it was an old lady
And she wasn't crazy
She was doing it just to troll
Story Number 3
In a movie theater seat they found
A freshly
Cuted penis
That seemed it was cut with scissors
It Seems like someone brought it in a Bag
Story Number 4
In a movie theater floor
They found a New born baby in a book bag
The baby wasn't Crying but he was ok
With note that said "Its your problem now"
@Primedestroyer99
Basically
Our fat bitch president hid the supplies Trump sent us
Making 2,000 or die of Thirst and Humger ect
All because they wanted trump Look bad
@Primedestroyer99 u wanna see my president
The bitch name is wanda
Puerto rico
Karen looking ass
Lol
You wanna see my old president
(He looks like onision after he got caught with the beard and everything)
Before he got caught
Afte her got caught
He Basically got caught
Because they leaked a Group chat he had with other Powerful people here
They where saying all types of nasty shit
They where saying homophobic,sexist,racist Everything In the book there
They even said they wanted the mayor of San juan To get shot in the head
And then This Greg looking ass says "You would be doing me a favor"
Btw his name is Ricky
@Primedestroyer99 they wrote a board outside his House saying that actually
@Dragun9500 actually there was a couple of earthquakes here two
Causing the lights to go off
No lights
No water
Making Schools Shut down since most of them didn't pass the inspection
Making us not Know when the fuck are we gonna start school
I wanted to Fucking Graduate already
So I have 2 options
1: move to US with my grandmother
2: homeschool
@Dragun9500 (not sure tho Some homes still haven't Recovered)
And earthquakes are making shit worst
Damn
Carajo
Well when maria Happened Us Army only give my aunt a Package With pop tarts and Spaghetti sauce
That's all I remember for now
@Primedestroyer99 (taking a picture with a baby that Survived el paso Shooting
But his parents didn't)
(Cus they died protecting him)
Yall Think trump's Wife Likes his fat ass?
She like ***Dont touch me you fat fuck***
I honestly think its disrespectful when I see Latinos Supporting trump
Like you can tell those MF where born in the US and they cant appreciate the sacrifice someone in there family Made to get in the country
K
Tbh I dont like North Korea that place is a Fucking Huge ass Cult that's unfair to there people
Ikr
Let's be honest
If kim died
Everyone would meme it
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