No panama is the guy who turned anakin to the dark side @Crafty

So England went and told the Catholics that the Protestants were Gay

oh you're right sorry

ewww its crafty

ewww its the rude woman

So the Catholics ***Consumed*** the Protestants

What a disagreeable person

However the Catholics now had a new disease

It's called BEING A FOOL

so England proceeds to ***consume*** him

I'm not disagreeable

you burger eating woman

England now secured the entire house for himself

I havent had a burger in years

And he was hungry AF

.... *Though I kind of want one now*

you're not a real american

So he knocked on the opposite door called India

yes am failure

I'm having potato soup tonight

Alright y'know what I give up

With cheese and bacon and sour cream nad stuff in it

I'm not telling you the tragedy of the British empire

In all seriousness thou @TeletubbyCancer , don't take my shit seriously

Have I told you about the tragedy of the Federal Reserve? Once upon a time there was a small government, so petite in size you couldn't even see it. Then in 1913 the world changed as new socialist ideas were spreading, the government thought to itself "Hmmm, ya know what! I could control the economy using a publicly funded private institution." So the government told all its friends of its new plan, and it set in motion the foundation for the US economy we see today! Unfortunately the government couldn't have foreseen the disaster, the federal reserve was printing money! "Oh dear" the government exclaimed. "What am I to do? Its now the late 1920s and we have an economic collapse on our hands!" So the government thought, and thought and thought and thought. Finally they had an idea, "FEDERAL RESERVE, START THOSE PRINTING PRESSES BACK UP, WE'RE GONNA PRINT MORE MONEY."

This was the tale of The Federal Reserve and why government controlled economies are a scam. @Vostroyan Guardsman

I'm sorry if I really did harass you

Lol nah idc

I got gay mates that hit on me for jokes

are you into it

Yeah u into it?

not "into it" properly, just find it amusing

You would oh so cruelly disregard their feelings of love?

I'm just kinda trolling for the sake of the emperor

I do not disregard

Simply redirect

Teletubby... arent you a dude?

Redirect their hits into what thou

Yes I am a dude

And I thought they were gay

Not into the void right

They are gay