This is longer than a follow up to a sleazy 70's porno...

This ain't no porno

I'm teaching history

just stick it in already, gawd

Accurate history if I may say

*In reality Scotland signed the deal with England to form the British Union

This isn't a porno

?

pity 😦

... 2 years in and I'm only just realizing this

fuck

lmao! @Farunel

Because Scott's thought it would be a great idea to colonise Panama

However there are still some sexy shots

Scotland died 2 paragraphs ago

Please move the plotline along

isn't panama a kind of cheese

There were 2 kids who made up Ireland, the Catholics and Protestants

No panama is the guy who turned anakin to the dark side @Crafty

So England went and told the Catholics that the Protestants were Gay

oh you're right sorry

ewww its crafty

ewww its the rude woman

So the Catholics ***Consumed*** the Protestants

What a disagreeable person

However the Catholics now had a new disease

It's called BEING A FOOL

so England proceeds to ***consume*** him

I'm not disagreeable

you burger eating woman

England now secured the entire house for himself

I havent had a burger in years

And he was hungry AF

.... *Though I kind of want one now*

you're not a real american

So he knocked on the opposite door called India

yes am failure

I'm having potato soup tonight

Alright y'know what I give up

With cheese and bacon and sour cream nad stuff in it

I'm not telling you the tragedy of the British empire