Message from @Vostroyan Guardsman
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pity 😦
... 2 years in and I'm only just realizing this
fuck
Because Scott's thought it would be a great idea to colonise Panama
However there are still some sexy shots
Scotland died 2 paragraphs ago
Please move the plotline along
isn't panama a kind of cheese
There were 2 kids who made up Ireland, the Catholics and Protestants
So England went and told the Catholics that the Protestants were Gay
oh you're right sorry
ewww its crafty
ewww its the rude woman
So the Catholics ***Consumed*** the Protestants
What a disagreeable person
However the Catholics now had a new disease
It's called BEING A FOOL
I'm not disagreeable
you burger eating woman
England now secured the entire house for himself
I havent had a burger in years
And he was hungry AF
.... *Though I kind of want one now*
you're not a real american
So he knocked on the opposite door called India
yes am failure
I'm having potato soup tonight
Alright y'know what I give up
With cheese and bacon and sour cream nad stuff in it
I'm not telling you the tragedy of the British empire
In all seriousness thou @TeletubbyCancer , don't take my shit seriously
Have I told you about the tragedy of the Federal Reserve? Once upon a time there was a small government, so petite in size you couldn't even see it. Then in 1913 the world changed as new socialist ideas were spreading, the government thought to itself "Hmmm, ya know what! I could control the economy using a publicly funded private institution." So the government told all its friends of its new plan, and it set in motion the foundation for the US economy we see today! Unfortunately the government couldn't have foreseen the disaster, the federal reserve was printing money! "Oh dear" the government exclaimed. "What am I to do? Its now the late 1920s and we have an economic collapse on our hands!" So the government thought, and thought and thought and thought. Finally they had an idea, "FEDERAL RESERVE, START THOSE PRINTING PRESSES BACK UP, WE'RE GONNA PRINT MORE MONEY."
This was the tale of The Federal Reserve and why government controlled economies are a scam. @Vostroyan Guardsman
I'm sorry if I really did harass you
Lol nah idc
I got gay mates that hit on me for jokes
are you into it
Yeah u into it?