Message from @sleepysclmsft

Discord ID: 671810883868950586


2020-01-28 20:14:09 UTC  

what's yetporn

2020-01-28 20:14:10 UTC  

but i live in a european country so haha

2020-01-28 20:14:10 UTC  

good

2020-01-28 20:14:16 UTC  

exactly

2020-01-28 20:14:20 UTC  

Hmmm

2020-01-28 20:14:38 UTC  

Never actually had that discussion with a woman

2020-01-28 20:14:41 UTC  

If you've been wanking, then I have some concerns.

2020-01-28 20:14:54 UTC  

istg, my best friend was genuinely confused when i told her i wank

2020-01-28 20:15:04 UTC  

I just assumed you did what naturally felt good

2020-01-28 20:15:17 UTC  

she was like, how do you feel pleasure from jabbing fingers inside

2020-01-28 20:15:23 UTC  

How does anyone talk with that many people in VC? It'd be like trying to debate a leftist, can't get a word in edgewise.

2020-01-28 20:15:26 UTC  

Lol

2020-01-28 20:15:42 UTC  

......ffs karen weve been having sex ed for 3 times now

2020-01-28 20:16:02 UTC  

and they taught about the clit to the girls atleast

2020-01-28 20:16:03 UTC  

It's actually pretty relaxed

2020-01-28 20:16:04 UTC  

that's exactly how it goes @Scythe

2020-01-28 20:16:12 UTC  

in this vc at least

2020-01-28 20:16:16 UTC  

lulz

2020-01-28 20:16:32 UTC  

i call her karen cause sjes so basic

2020-01-28 20:16:35 UTC  

Yeah I don't like overcrowded places

2020-01-28 20:16:36 UTC  

but yeah

2020-01-28 20:16:45 UTC  

VC included

2020-01-28 20:17:11 UTC  

moral of the story, conservative girls probably don't even know how to wank

2020-01-28 20:17:15 UTC  

true story

2020-01-28 20:17:26 UTC  

If you want to instantly turn her off, pretend you're playing a video game as you do it. Randomly shout out "Clitical hit! Super effective!"

2020-01-28 20:17:42 UTC  

youch

2020-01-28 20:17:53 UTC  

Psh

2020-01-28 20:17:57 UTC  

Amateur

2020-01-28 20:18:33 UTC  

I just say hi and they jump out the closest window

2020-01-28 20:19:19 UTC  

Do you at least open the window first?

2020-01-28 20:19:29 UTC  

Ofcourse

2020-01-28 20:19:35 UTC  

I'm a gentleman

2020-01-28 20:20:20 UTC  

@sleepysclmsft go to slep

2020-01-28 20:20:33 UTC  

@Anonymous(OnHiatus) that's my line

2020-01-28 20:20:33 UTC  

nO

2020-01-28 20:20:53 UTC  

nah, i ended up sleeping off and on the whole day to avoid confrontaion

2020-01-28 20:21:02 UTC  

and woke up for good rn

2020-01-28 20:21:25 UTC  

oof

2020-01-28 20:21:58 UTC  

I slept through the whole day cuz night shift

2020-01-28 20:22:10 UTC  

Confrontation? Is World War Fam still brewing?

2020-01-28 20:23:39 UTC  

yepse, it happened just this morning, remember?