but yeah

VC included

moral of the story, conservative girls probably don't even know how to wank

true story

If you want to instantly turn her off, pretend you're playing a video game as you do it. Randomly shout out "Clitical hit! Super effective!"

youch

Psh

Amateur

I just say hi and they jump out the closest window

Do you at least open the window first?

Ofcourse

I'm a gentleman

@sleepysclmsft go to slep

@Anonymous(OnHiatus) that's my line

nO

nah, i ended up sleeping off and on the whole day to avoid confrontaion

and woke up for good rn

oof

I slept through the whole day cuz night shift

Confrontation? Is World War Fam still brewing?

yepse, it happened just this morning, remember?

although im so fucking happy, cause mom stopped talking to me

and the environment is so peaceful, because she doesn't yell at other people while speaking

Y'all I'm still fucking mostly dead

but like, im low key scared imight get kicked out for real,or have to move out

Im 2 days of antibiotics and I can't hear out of my left ear

Dead from what?

I have a double ear infection and strep

And a cold

Shit

ah shittt

Also sleepy

Yeah I'm miserable

Move out

It's better for you

I haven't slept for more than an hour and a half stretch

See if you weren't on antibiotics I'd reccomend an old school slav remedy that does it for me

i can, but then id have to drop off college

Don't talk to me about this morning. I forget that timezones exist. It was last night for me. 😛

ooh slav boi giving advice

I'm slav