True Story, my Russian friends wonder how I got out a virgin

Anyway @Locus How's the Tarkov hack going?

@Locus Yuo mean the scorpion?

cus their venom isn't super lethal iirc.

They aren't @Squeaks

I remember a guy who got pissed that I woke him up because a Scorpion was like 2 meters away from his head

"Only Wake me up when the bloody Jews invade, not over that you damn idiot"

I mean, when I was staying over with someone in Texas, I ended up waking up with like 3 death stalkers on me.

Just picked them up by the tail, threw them out the window cus they survive that.

idk alot of animals need a dangerous animal license here

Ikr

A deathstalker is a bit of an advanced scoripon to own as a pet

it's just another government scam

I'd reccomend starting off with a chinese tree scorp.

They get big.

I had one

Also I fucking hate how people think the smaller scoripons are the more dangerous they are lmao

Not how that works

at all

But before we go to Sinai, we get issued medicine for that shit, due to snakes and shit

Ikr Squeaks

Also used to have an emperor scorpion

How to tell if scorpions are venomous

Look at the fucking claws, and tail

super tame thing, used to walk about with it on my shoulder

If they got FAT fucking claws, then they are Crushers, and they use force, not venom.

^

If they got small pincers and giant fucking tails?

back the fuucck up.

Basic Biology

you don't even need to back up

grab it's stinger

can't do shit

That's a risky move if you don't know what you're doing.

Dont risk it thou

Deathstalkers have an extra muscle in their tail

Hey we said it at the same time

They can twist it at an angle, and still stab you.

We Bros Squeak

I've gotten stung by one it hurts like a bitch lmao

that's why you gotta pinch it