Message from @Squeaks
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I was in saint Petersburg once
Women there are very sexually aggressive
Trying to find someone with the size of Rasputins cock
You ever seen Rasputins cock @Locus , Shits fucking enormous
Ladies look after that
I was hit on by 9 different women smh
Being Tan =/= BBC
True Story, my Russian friends wonder how I got out a virgin
Anyway @Locus How's the Tarkov hack going?
cus their venom isn't super lethal iirc.
They aren't @Squeaks
I remember a guy who got pissed that I woke him up because a Scorpion was like 2 meters away from his head
"Only Wake me up when the bloody Jews invade, not over that you damn idiot"
I mean, when I was staying over with someone in Texas, I ended up waking up with like 3 death stalkers on me.
Just picked them up by the tail, threw them out the window cus they survive that.
idk alot of animals need a dangerous animal license here
Ikr
it's just another government scam
I'd reccomend starting off with a chinese tree scorp.
They get big.
I had one
Also I fucking hate how people think the smaller scoripons are the more dangerous they are lmao
Not how that works
at all
But before we go to Sinai, we get issued medicine for that shit, due to snakes and shit
Ikr Squeaks
Also used to have an emperor scorpion
How to tell if scorpions are venomous
Look at the fucking claws, and tail
super tame thing, used to walk about with it on my shoulder
If they got FAT fucking claws, then they are Crushers, and they use force, not venom.
^
If they got small pincers and giant fucking tails?
back the fuucck up.
Basic Biology
you don't even need to back up
grab it's stinger