Message from @Vostroyan Guardsman
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Being Tan =/= BBC
True Story, my Russian friends wonder how I got out a virgin
Anyway @Locus How's the Tarkov hack going?
cus their venom isn't super lethal iirc.
They aren't @Squeaks
I remember a guy who got pissed that I woke him up because a Scorpion was like 2 meters away from his head
"Only Wake me up when the bloody Jews invade, not over that you damn idiot"
I mean, when I was staying over with someone in Texas, I ended up waking up with like 3 death stalkers on me.
Just picked them up by the tail, threw them out the window cus they survive that.
idk alot of animals need a dangerous animal license here
Ikr
A deathstalker is a bit of an advanced scoripon to own as a pet
it's just another government scam
I'd reccomend starting off with a chinese tree scorp.
They get big.
I had one
Also I fucking hate how people think the smaller scoripons are the more dangerous they are lmao
Not how that works
at all
Ikr Squeaks
Also used to have an emperor scorpion
How to tell if scorpions are venomous
Look at the fucking claws, and tail
super tame thing, used to walk about with it on my shoulder
If they got FAT fucking claws, then they are Crushers, and they use force, not venom.
^
If they got small pincers and giant fucking tails?
back the fuucck up.
Basic Biology
you don't even need to back up
grab it's stinger
can't do shit
That's a risky move if you don't know what you're doing.
Dont risk it thou
Deathstalkers have an extra muscle in their tail
Hey we said it at the same time
They can twist it at an angle, and still stab you.
We Bros Squeak
I've gotten stung by one it hurts like a bitch lmao