Why are you getting sued?

Oh shit I’m too late

"assault with a deadly weapon, assault with intent to kill" basically

Why is he suing you?

Oh lol

What happened?

For real, I'm turning 19 in a month

Long story short, this guy assaulted me.

He punched me three times in the temple

19*****

Which is considered lethal assault, in my state.

I posted a selfie in the selfies channel how old do I look

Fuck it's that guy?

I responded with appropriate force, and beat his fucking face in 🤷

Oh shit

Cuz it is

End result for me: Mild concussion and bruises

Holy shit you look young @Lain

His result: Broken nose, shattered collarbone, two black eyes, fractured tooth, a missing tooth, and a severe concussion.

I mean, Asian don't raisin

The dude got his shit rocked.

But you look like onion bait rip

And he's trying to sue me for that

You look 16 probably means you're 30 xD @Lain

*laughs* I'm not even Asian but people say I look Asian a lot yeah

Wow

@Lain You look fairly young.

I'm turning 26 on the 8th

You aren't that's cool

..

I'm older than you, Lain.

Lmao

Yesas

Oh

I'm only a year younger

Usually I'm the old coot bahaha

Yay

weak

Finally

Wtf did I do with my pipe

Y'all, wish me on 4th March ayyyeeeeeee