Fruit flies are annoying af

Fruit flies can come through screens

they can come through screens and also sneak in on fruit

okay, but i don't have any screens

And they do their shit while everyone is asleep

Fruit flies spawn into existence like Minecraft mobs

i don't have any windows open

theyre very small so you cant see them

you think you dont have them now but you do

Exactly

youre merely deluding yourself

Other food, under doors, ventilation

they lay eggs

Just like dust mites on your eyelashes

the flies are among you daniel, be wary

so what, i have fruit flies flying around my apt when i don't have any fruit?

yes

nono

when you buy the fruit

they come with the fruit

Fruit flies don't always need fruit

you understand?

wait, so there is already eggs on the fruit i'm buying? that doesn't sound right

they are illegal immigrants taking passage on a train that is your apple

But their eggs already are on the surface of the fruit

they're microscopic you can't see them

Well you're supposed to wash the fruit

Yes they do

but yeah that's the case

i'm using bleach on all my banans now

fuck this

Lmaooo

mix it with ammonia

fuckinghell

that will extra clean them

goodgod

Repzion, more like #REKT zion

bleach + ammonia = no fruit flies

No, clean them properly and finish them ASAP

fucking thats not how they work

Consume them before they rot