WAAAAY back

Wow that's old

help me understand something

so, if i leave like a banana out

for a month

why won't daddy daniel acknowledge me

it turns black

okay

It won't be there for a month

and then fruit flies appear, i don't have any flies in my apt

Leave a banana out for 2 weeks and it will be gone

WHERE DO TH EFRUIT FLIES COME FROM

Fucking gone

Wow

lol

They are very discreet

I REALIZE THE FUCKING BANANA IS MOLDING, BUT WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY COME FROM

Fruit flies are annoying af

Fruit flies can come through screens

they can come through screens and also sneak in on fruit

okay, but i don't have any screens

And they do their shit while everyone is asleep

Fruit flies spawn into existence like Minecraft mobs

i don't have any windows open

theyre very small so you cant see them

you think you dont have them now but you do

Exactly

youre merely deluding yourself

Other food, under doors, ventilation

they lay eggs

Just like dust mites on your eyelashes

the flies are among you daniel, be wary

so what, i have fruit flies flying around my apt when i don't have any fruit?

yes

nono

when you buy the fruit

they come with the fruit

Fruit flies don't always need fruit

you understand?

wait, so there is already eggs on the fruit i'm buying? that doesn't sound right

they are illegal immigrants taking passage on a train that is your apple