Message from @Vostroyan Guardsman

Discord ID: 674456938121134083


2020-02-05 03:29:11 UTC  

If you want 1000 AUD your are going to need to get yourself a job

2020-02-05 03:29:17 UTC  

Dem Greeks insulted da big Egyptian

2020-02-05 03:29:17 UTC  

Trump's SOTU

2020-02-05 03:29:18 UTC  

I'll slap him anyway

2020-02-05 03:29:26 UTC  

IDK IM A BOTTTOMMMMM/S

2020-02-05 03:29:39 UTC  

What happened to the Greeks?

2020-02-05 03:29:45 UTC  

They got bitch slapped

2020-02-05 03:29:48 UTC  

Like 4 times

2020-02-05 03:29:57 UTC  

Had to call literally all of Europe to save them

2020-02-05 03:30:03 UTC  

They went extinct because they couldnt figure out men can't breed togeth-

2020-02-05 03:30:08 UTC  

Well that too I guess

2020-02-05 03:30:12 UTC  

Russia , Austria, France and Britain fighting at the same side

2020-02-05 03:30:17 UTC  

That's a first Honestly

2020-02-05 03:30:24 UTC  

Dunno if that's wholesome or not

2020-02-05 03:30:39 UTC  

Dude

2020-02-05 03:30:43 UTC  

EGYPT FELL LIKE 8 TIMES THEB CRIED LIKE A BITCH FOR ALEXANDER TO COME HELP THEM

2020-02-05 03:30:49 UTC  

Fuck newspaper delivery people

2020-02-05 03:30:50 UTC  

Motherfucker read a history book

2020-02-05 03:30:55 UTC  

Did you know that saying dude is oppressive?

2020-02-05 03:30:55 UTC  

BOI

2020-02-05 03:31:06 UTC  

How dare you address us all as if we have big fat cocks

2020-02-05 03:31:07 UTC  

It's true

2020-02-05 03:31:09 UTC  

But how dare eyou

2020-02-05 03:31:09 UTC  

@Vostroyan Guardsman I'm not your boi, cunt.

2020-02-05 03:31:10 UTC  

Don't make me spank you

2020-02-05 03:31:14 UTC  

Yes you are

2020-02-05 03:31:22 UTC  

I'm Asian, I am clueless oof

2020-02-05 03:31:22 UTC  

DNA tests prove it

2020-02-05 03:31:25 UTC  

I'd like to see you try you limp wristed motherfucker

2020-02-05 03:31:33 UTC  

They say your retarded chromosomes came from yer mom

2020-02-05 03:31:33 UTC  

Aww Dan's fur family

2020-02-05 03:31:35 UTC  

Coot

2020-02-05 03:31:43 UTC  

Byeee people

2020-02-05 03:31:46 UTC  

@Farunel cuz I know women secretly have the biggest cocks

2020-02-05 03:31:46 UTC  

Have fun

2020-02-05 03:31:48 UTC  

o/

2020-02-05 03:31:55 UTC  

Ye they adorable uwu

2020-02-05 03:32:03 UTC  

No seriously, I want an animal family

2020-02-05 03:32:20 UTC  

@Stone Cold Steve Autism man stfu you built like you fingered every night by dude named jerome

2020-02-05 03:32:21 UTC  

Oh boi