Aight.

So many fucking chores I cri

Please, clones neeeedeeeeed

I need skynet daddy

tfw dog isnt letting me use my right hand

ok now 2 dogs

y

Ooof

They want to cuddle?

if you make an old person angry enough they have a heart attack is that considered murder?

no

VC anyone?

hello

Oooh tasty minus the salmon

eee

I get a whole week break from skool

-watches my I.q. drop during that time frame-

so I was arguing with some old lady on facebook about how cats should be kept indoors

She went the fuck off

@Abe Mackenzie hiii

I'd responded to her twice and she started going off about how I was a rabid dog who can't give up and called me an insufferable bitch. 😳

Wassup?

@Farunelwow, bitch much?

Dang

That’s not very nice

lol

well I told her she should go sit down before her blood pressure boils over

After that

My mom says if she says anything else I should just say "ok boomer" 👀

Good mom

LOL

I Stan

Lmao

She was joking initially but I said I'd do it

Because fuck the old people in my old city

Muhehehe

Man Facebook arguments are sheer cancer

Literally a bunch of boomers lol