It's a trick I learned when I had a habit of stubbing my toe. If I did it, I'd immediately bang the other toe against the same piece of furniture and then my other toe wouldn't bother me as much anymore.

Well, because getting smacked hurts.

Ugh

Anyways brb

Aight.

So many fucking chores I cri

Please, clones neeeedeeeeed

I need skynet daddy

tfw dog isnt letting me use my right hand

ok now 2 dogs

y

Ooof

They want to cuddle?

if you make an old person angry enough they have a heart attack is that considered murder?

no

VC anyone?

hello

Oooh tasty minus the salmon

eee

I get a whole week break from skool

-watches my I.q. drop during that time frame-

so I was arguing with some old lady on facebook about how cats should be kept indoors

She went the fuck off

@Abe Mackenzie hiii

I'd responded to her twice and she started going off about how I was a rabid dog who can't give up and called me an insufferable bitch. 😳

Wassup?

@Farunelwow, bitch much?

Dang

That’s not very nice

lol

well I told her she should go sit down before her blood pressure boils over

After that

My mom says if she says anything else I should just say "ok boomer" 👀

Good mom

LOL

I Stan

Lmao

She was joking initially but I said I'd do it