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Morning.

I woke up to a pile of dishes because mom is pissed

Rip

Someone please end me

"Hi, Five Guys Burgers and Fries? I'd like one order of five guys, but hold the burger and fries."

Lmaoooo

Fun fact, Sleepy.

If someone smacks you, then getting smacked on the other side will undo it.

It never does

I got smacked all ways as a kif

I still fucking cried when I got smacked today

Why am I like this?

It's a trick I learned when I had a habit of stubbing my toe. If I did it, I'd immediately bang the other toe against the same piece of furniture and then my other toe wouldn't bother me as much anymore.

Well, because getting smacked hurts.

Ugh

Anyways brb

Aight.

So many fucking chores I cri

Please, clones neeeedeeeeed

I need skynet daddy

tfw dog isnt letting me use my right hand

ok now 2 dogs

y

Ooof

They want to cuddle?

if you make an old person angry enough they have a heart attack is that considered murder?

no

VC anyone?

hello

Oooh tasty minus the salmon

eee

I get a whole week break from skool

-watches my I.q. drop during that time frame-

so I was arguing with some old lady on facebook about how cats should be kept indoors

She went the fuck off

@Abe Mackenzie hiii

I'd responded to her twice and she started going off about how I was a rabid dog who can't give up and called me an insufferable bitch. 😳