Message from @sleepysclmsft

Discord ID: 679175510080880650


2020-02-18 03:29:51 UTC  

....

2020-02-18 03:29:57 UTC  

Hentai vibes

2020-02-18 03:30:13 UTC  

I'll put it in a skin-tight gimp suit and make it hide in a chest like a little hermit crab
Then whenever I let it out I'll make it rub its face against my thigh and make dog noises
And when I put it back in, I'll hide the key in the chest inside of a very full condom

2020-02-18 03:30:31 UTC  

That escalated quickly

2020-02-18 03:32:27 UTC  

It'll still be bound and gagged, though, so it'll have to know that its freedom is right in front of it, somewhere in the dark, just out of reach
And that if it dares try to escape, the first step would be marking itself as mine forever
So
Please make sure you watch your fucks, and don't let them go flying off

2020-02-18 03:32:48 UTC  

But I don't have fucks for you

2020-02-18 03:32:55 UTC  

And I don't dish out fucks

2020-02-18 03:33:11 UTC  

I was referring to The Librarian

2020-02-18 03:33:18 UTC  

I know

2020-02-18 03:33:23 UTC  

Was just adding to it

2020-02-18 03:33:32 UTC  

Ah

2020-02-18 03:33:55 UTC  

Keep your fucks safe, don't give a fuck to anyone

2020-02-18 03:34:00 UTC  

Fuck

2020-02-18 03:34:29 UTC  

If you do want to give your fucks
Don't let them fly away
Or unspeakable things will happen to them

2020-02-18 03:36:24 UTC  

Everything written after the flying fuck picture ^^^^^

2020-02-18 03:57:04 UTC  

How is everybody

2020-02-18 03:57:19 UTC  

Dan and i have wine fried chicken and dexter lol

2020-02-18 03:59:33 UTC  

And face masks

2020-02-18 04:00:08 UTC  

ngl that sounds fuckin wonderful

2020-02-18 04:00:34 UTC  

Uhhhh I'm good
Got my cat
Got my guitar
Got the, uh... Voice chat, I guess

2020-02-18 04:01:00 UTC  

@PrettyPrincess maya pie that sounds like a good ass day man

2020-02-18 04:01:18 UTC  

I've got a face mask I got from Thespian Festival (drama/theatre thing), but all the shit is falling off of it because it's cheap shit

2020-02-18 04:01:22 UTC  

@Brass y'all be vibin ayyeeee

2020-02-18 04:01:34 UTC  

I went ulta

2020-02-18 04:02:02 UTC  

yuh

2020-02-18 04:02:05 UTC  

ay

2020-02-18 04:02:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228754920050786315/679175894769598532/86386009_3025328594144414_7689375242468196352_o.png

2020-02-18 04:03:27 UTC  

Rip

2020-02-18 04:03:35 UTC  

Brett needs a face mask

2020-02-18 04:03:42 UTC  

Gets rid of that oger juice

2020-02-18 04:04:02 UTC  

I shower bitch

2020-02-18 04:04:10 UTC  

No no

2020-02-18 04:04:13 UTC  

Dumb dumb

2020-02-18 04:04:17 UTC  

Still shit in tour pores

2020-02-18 04:04:22 UTC  

You can shower all day long

2020-02-18 04:04:36 UTC  

Its actually bad for your skin to overshower it dries your skin out and hair

2020-02-18 04:04:46 UTC  

Some oils are healthy for your body hair and skin

2020-02-18 04:07:09 UTC  

Well
That's nice to know

2020-02-18 04:08:35 UTC  

Yeah that's a thing

2020-02-18 04:09:05 UTC  

@PrettyPrincess maya pie isn't is recommended to shower every other day unless you've been doing something to make you sweaty?

2020-02-18 04:09:55 UTC  

Yo
So
What if everyone started showering only once every 2 days
We'd save the turtles *and* be healthier