Dan and i are getting wine and kfc

I got face masks

And watching rexter

Dexter*

fuck yeah

dexter is the shit

early seasons of dexter is a yes

yeah

gets a little incesty

once you hit season 5... it all goes down hill...

eh, i liked it all the way through regardless

:)

Throwback to the most insane place I’ve ever stayed at. If I could recommend anywhere to go in the world, it’s the Maldives. This overwater villa has 3 bedrooms, a private pool, lounging deck, and a giant water slide. Was such an incredible experience and I can’t wait to go back again soon. 💧🤟🏽 Who would you stay here with?

Photo by: @lyss [IG]

i dunno about that one chief

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzS8r9ACczc

It looks like it'd be annoying to go around
Unless you've got a boat

@Brass

Now I'll take it
And it's mine
And I'm gonna make it dress up in cute doll clothes and call me daddy

....

Hentai vibes

I'll put it in a skin-tight gimp suit and make it hide in a chest like a little hermit crab
Then whenever I let it out I'll make it rub its face against my thigh and make dog noises
And when I put it back in, I'll hide the key in the chest inside of a very full condom

That escalated quickly

It'll still be bound and gagged, though, so it'll have to know that its freedom is right in front of it, somewhere in the dark, just out of reach
And that if it dares try to escape, the first step would be marking itself as mine forever
So
Please make sure you watch your fucks, and don't let them go flying off

But I don't have fucks for you

And I don't dish out fucks

I was referring to The Librarian

I know

Was just adding to it

Ah

Keep your fucks safe, don't give a fuck to anyone

Fuck

If you do want to give your fucks
Don't let them fly away
Or unspeakable things will happen to them

Everything written after the flying fuck picture ^^^^^

How is everybody

Dan and i have wine fried chicken and dexter lol

And face masks

ngl that sounds fuckin wonderful

Uhhhh I'm good
Got my cat
Got my guitar
Got the, uh... Voice chat, I guess

@PrettyPrincess maya pie that sounds like a good ass day man