they don't use American Slang

i’m not gonna pretend i know much about guns or the language used about guns but i hadn’t thought the term assault rifle was slang

Lol is that Elon smoking a joint in joe rogans podcast..?

I'mma go play GTA and setup for the casino heist, I have to go pick up the S I L E N C E R S that somehow eliminate the noise of
-the hammer
-the slide racking
-the casing being ejected
-the casing hitting the ground
-another casing being chambered
-the impact of the bullet into flesh
Etcetera

“smoking” a joint yeah lol

*yes, I know they're called suppressors even in-game*

you don't have to grill me about terminology, it's not I'm like the High Marshal of the Black Templars speaking to any other Astartes chapter

lmao what an analogy

Black Templars are gay.

Auto dont listen to that man.

it doesn't matter, since suppressors in games aren't accurate

nor are they realistic

in a lot of games, they cause velocity loss

The black Templars would never stoop so low as to use suppressors

They are gay.

but they increase the velocity, and are still loud

Besides the Stalker Bolt Rifle is reserved for the Deathwatch

wut

no it isnt

When I was in the army we use to take suppressors off of our rifles and play bowling with them as the pins and rolled up bunches of socks as the bowling balls

We got bored a lot in Afghanistan

@Draconic_kingpin they do that in GTA, the only difference is that it's simplified to a damage reduction

speaking of realism

you don't happen to play War Thunder, do you?

realism incarnite

not like World of Tanks

*but it turns out that people don't like having their tanks blown out from under them in one hit so you know*

Generally suppressors are still loud if the round goes supersonic. Quiet enough to not need ears is about as good as it gets

It’s the crack that makes the most noise ^

I’ve heard suppressors where all you can hear is the action cycle and a bit of a crack

“not need ears” gid you fucking end me

u do kno dat non deathwatcher can use stalker bolters right

Then run subsonics lol

sub Sonics can’t penetrate anything tbh

i don't play War Thunder, i prefer Siege

but i'm off to a different server

gotta hit up a DM for D&D

yes, because DnD is realistic and accurate

*charge fails because you rolled the wrong number so the guy trips over

cast vicious mockery

I'm very critical of microtransactions in the gaming industry, so I try to avoid games that have aggressive monetization, lest I become a ~~Democrat~~ hypocrite.