On my screen cause it's dark

Lulz

I keep trying to blow on it to make it go away

I would like to put it outside but it's so smol I am pretty sure it would either get right out or be squished

Oof

So Instead ima just *INHALE*

*casts typhoon with mouth*

I don't like creepie crawlies, don't @ me

I won't kill them

But like

I mean it's just a little fly looking dude with fuzzy antennae

If I feel one around me I go berserk

Probably a midge idk

Idk, all bugs irritate me

*Just a smol buggo*

*still don't convince me*

👀

I'm so quirkyyyy heuheu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_yYC5r8xMI

watch this smol jumpy boi do his dance

FOR LOVE

I guess you could say they... *bug* you.

Okay that's a lie, like most spiders I imagine there's a high chance of cannibalism involved in their mating practices

*But the dance is still cute ok*

How's that any different from a human relationship?

SCYTHE

lol

PUN JAIL

NOW

ogod it reminds me

I just have to remember not to drop the pun soap.

This summer I saw my first mantis courtship

Or more I should say, the result of said courtship

Uh huh

Oh

Oooh. Was it a romantis thing to watch?

AKA the male body still attached to the female's sexy bits and the female eating his head

STOPPPP

very romantic

EVERY PUN HURTS MY SARCASTIC SOUL

I guess you could say that she's getting head.