Message from @Scythe

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2020-02-19 08:08:02 UTC  

I mean it's just a little fly looking dude with fuzzy antennae

2020-02-19 08:08:03 UTC  

If I feel one around me I go berserk

2020-02-19 08:08:15 UTC  

Probably a midge idk

2020-02-19 08:08:27 UTC  

Idk, all bugs irritate me

2020-02-19 08:08:40 UTC  

*Just a smol buggo*

2020-02-19 08:08:58 UTC  

*still don't convince me*

2020-02-19 08:09:04 UTC  

👀

2020-02-19 08:09:22 UTC  

I'm so quirkyyyy heuheu

2020-02-19 08:10:02 UTC  

watch this smol jumpy boi do his dance

2020-02-19 08:10:04 UTC  

FOR LOVE

2020-02-19 08:10:09 UTC  

I guess you could say they... *bug* you.

2020-02-19 08:10:26 UTC  

Okay that's a lie, like most spiders I imagine there's a high chance of cannibalism involved in their mating practices

2020-02-19 08:10:31 UTC  

*But the dance is still cute ok*

2020-02-19 08:10:51 UTC  

How's that any different from a human relationship?

2020-02-19 08:10:54 UTC  

SCYTHE

2020-02-19 08:10:55 UTC  

lol

2020-02-19 08:10:58 UTC  

PUN JAIL

2020-02-19 08:11:01 UTC  

NOW

2020-02-19 08:11:05 UTC  

ogod it reminds me

2020-02-19 08:11:13 UTC  

I just have to remember not to drop the pun soap.

2020-02-19 08:11:15 UTC  

This summer I saw my first mantis courtship

2020-02-19 08:11:23 UTC  

Or more I should say, the result of said courtship

2020-02-19 08:11:26 UTC  

Uh huh

2020-02-19 08:11:31 UTC  

Oh

2020-02-19 08:11:33 UTC  

Oooh. Was it a romantis thing to watch?

2020-02-19 08:11:39 UTC  

AKA the male body still attached to the female's sexy bits and the female eating his head

2020-02-19 08:11:41 UTC  

STOPPPP

2020-02-19 08:11:54 UTC  

very romantic

2020-02-19 08:11:58 UTC  

EVERY PUN HURTS MY SARCASTIC SOUL

2020-02-19 08:12:20 UTC  

I guess you could say that she's getting head.

2020-02-19 08:12:27 UTC  

@Farunel....yeah that's kinky not romantic

2020-02-19 08:12:35 UTC  

Kink can be romantic.

2020-02-19 08:12:48 UTC  

LOL

2020-02-19 08:12:52 UTC  

I love mantids

2020-02-19 08:12:55 UTC  

This was the day after we rescued one from a parking lot that was being chased by a kitty

2020-02-19 08:12:57 UTC  

Then amount of puns you pull off will make me block ya some day smh

2020-02-19 08:13:18 UTC  

And yeah, kinks can be romantic, but not literally eating someone's head off

2020-02-19 08:13:23 UTC  

That'd be a shame. A real *pun run*, if you will.

2020-02-19 08:13:24 UTC  

Mutual consent is key

2020-02-19 08:13:26 UTC  

Luckily our rescue wasn't the victim of said beheading