She's by herself on the floor throwing her toy in the air

Bork bork

It was just 1 singular bork

Oof

So I got up and looked in there and everyone is dead asleep and she's on the floor just throwing the toy around and fetching herself

smh

Aww

Poor doggie

NO

BUG IS BACK

Where??

On my screen cause it's dark

Lulz

I keep trying to blow on it to make it go away

I would like to put it outside but it's so smol I am pretty sure it would either get right out or be squished

Oof

So Instead ima just *INHALE*

*casts typhoon with mouth*

I don't like creepie crawlies, don't @ me

I won't kill them

But like

I mean it's just a little fly looking dude with fuzzy antennae

If I feel one around me I go berserk

Probably a midge idk

Idk, all bugs irritate me

*Just a smol buggo*

*still don't convince me*

👀

I'm so quirkyyyy heuheu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_yYC5r8xMI

watch this smol jumpy boi do his dance

FOR LOVE

I guess you could say they... *bug* you.

Okay that's a lie, like most spiders I imagine there's a high chance of cannibalism involved in their mating practices

*But the dance is still cute ok*

How's that any different from a human relationship?

SCYTHE

lol

PUN JAIL

NOW

ogod it reminds me