I broke his hand in an unrelated incident

i bet he touched everyone but you

Lol

Maybe he didn't touch bottoms

Yes :(

...

That emoji changed everything

I'm kidding btw

Wait, in what sense?

I'd honestly take it personally if the local pedo touched everyone but me

He was a hardcore alcoholic

I mean, you did say the local priest was an alcoholic before @insanelyvain

Yeah that

our local alcoholic died from falling into a river drunk as hell

Didn't touch boys tho

my home town hasn't been the same without him

That's the way I gooooo

As far as I know

Aw

The local drunk bum, life of the city eh?

Come to London

We also had this old guy who'd give out toffees and would collect the change on the floor for church donations but im sure hes dead now

Every other neighbour here is the local drunk

"come to london"

Me:

Hmmmm?

What's wrong with London.

Lol the Londoner got triggered

?

London = bigger shithole than africa

Don't know English shit, so I just mind my own bidness

Yeah, India is shit though

How? O.o

Live here for more than a year, and yer fucked

Learnt it the hard way

All the patriots have Stockholm syndrome in India don't @ me

Um besides my best friend being acided how is it not a shithole

knife crime high as hell

can get stabbed for being on the "wrong ends fam"

literal grooming gangs

Anywhere you go you can get mugged

....thanks for the heads up?