Okay memelord

But if you're only born with one arm or you had to get your right arm chopped then what

My grandparents were raised catholic and i grew up with them as a left handed sperg

Then apparently it's fine

lel

Ouch

That's the most flattering insult I've ever had thrown at me

I felt that bro

@insanelyvain never insulted ya, memelord is a compliment

I grew up in a catholic family too

The local priest touched boys

One of my friend did too, and had a stanch religious teen phase like me

lmao

Fuck

I broke his hand in an unrelated incident

i bet he touched everyone but you

Lol

Maybe he didn't touch bottoms

Yes :(

...

That emoji changed everything

I'm kidding btw

Wait, in what sense?

I'd honestly take it personally if the local pedo touched everyone but me

He was a hardcore alcoholic

I mean, you did say the local priest was an alcoholic before @insanelyvain

Yeah that

our local alcoholic died from falling into a river drunk as hell

Didn't touch boys tho

my home town hasn't been the same without him

That's the way I gooooo

As far as I know

Aw

The local drunk bum, life of the city eh?

Come to London

We also had this old guy who'd give out toffees and would collect the change on the floor for church donations but im sure hes dead now

Every other neighbour here is the local drunk

"come to london"

Me:

Hmmmm?

What's wrong with London.

Lol the Londoner got triggered