I'd love too, but I digress

and then we exchanged timetables of when his mum wasn't home and I was in the area for university.

But o my lord

WHY WOULD SOMEONE PUT IT LIKE THAT

Like

"hey, you there. Let's go for a private class shall we?"

Lol

"I'm a gamer. Help me increase my stats so I can get that clitical hit."

Oof

I called him a pedo and then he said I was older because I was in uni and then he remembered that I'm going a year early and he's actually 8 months older.

You sure gamers find it?

Gamers are too busy gaming.

Wait, how old are you?

17

Forgot the courtesy

tfw gamer

Ooo

Oh.

Disregard everything I just said.

@dav @Stone Cold Steve Autism DAV WE FOUND ANOTHER PREY HAHAHAHA

(don't worry, she's 17 too)

everything just slides off the back here, hun. Don't worry.

What's in the bowl on the right? Is it chicken?

Ugghh

Cocaïne

Can't wait to get the parakeet to the vet

looks like egg, mushroom and onion

with a sour plum

SOO BAORD

She's always had a weird foot but now it is completely lame

Umeboshi?

It's morning, and I'm running only on a single banana, don't torture me oof

She goes in this next week but I'm worried about

Give me speed

awww poor little screaming baby!

She eats a fuck ton still and sleeps and poops

Reeee

Reminds me of r/dadswhodidnotwantpets. Guys who were originally very against getting pets, are now inseparable from those same pets.

Good luck with the parakeet. :3

I know it isn't probably something we can treat