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oh dear! This is why I'm always on time haha. I tend to even be at least 5 minutes early. Being late causes me anxiety.

I get anxious being 5 minutes late

being on time means I'm anxious the entire time I'm going there

for my age group in my country, it's normal to be early because it's a sign of respecting the hosts time by not wanting to leave them waiting.

I'm from Australia. Where are you from?

that's awesome. I'm really good you can speak english well. Not to be racist, but I hate talking to people who can't speak english well and expect to have a conversation with me haha.

like, stop hitting me up, calling me cute if you can't speak english well.

back when I had an instagram with selfies on it I had a lot of people from Arabia hitting me up for some reason.

it almost became funny how many people were asking me to send strange pictures in broken english

there was a few people who wanted me to send photos of my badly sprained ankle when I posted about it on insta? It was really weird.

they were like, "let me feel better for you for your injure"

"I am therapist"

my dad got worried about the length of a dress I was wearing to a party...that my mother literally gave me to wear. Like bro, really?

it's weird.

the main way I tell if I'm a healthy weight or not is by how prominent my collarbones are.

right now I'm at a pretty healthy weight because they're easily seen. But I weigh more than when they weren't prominent because gotta love muscle buildup.

my arms are also quite thin right now despite me being stronger than I ever used to be.

who needs a brothel when you have a guy hitting you up over text and you just need to say yes

He was like, "you down to help me learn about the female anatomy?"

and then we exchanged timetables of when his mum wasn't home and I was in the area for university.

I called him a pedo and then he said I was older because I was in uni and then he remembered that I'm going a year early and he's actually 8 months older.

17

everything just slides off the back here, hun. Don't worry.

looks like egg, mushroom and onion

with a sour plum

awww poor little screaming baby!

my mum with my cat lmao. She says she hates her but always smiles and gives a good scratch when my cat walks up and gives her a big headbutt.

that's why you adopt, don't shop.

I wanna get pet mice but I will be going to a good breeder.

but the mice thing are a thing for when my cat passes away, probably in 10 years time. (she's currently 7)

never get animals from pet stores.

well I hope you knew you were signing up for an animal with a bad personality and physical issues.

my family adopted our kitty from a friend from school. Their cat had a litter of kittens and they needed to find people to adopt them. So we got a gorgeous little black kitten. Now she's a giant, fluff ball with copper, brown, red and black fur.

I sent 3 messages. Hardly a lecture. I apologise regardless.

I understand that you feel that way and I apologise for what I said.

I understand that. I got really worried about my cat when she was missing for a month and my mother didn't take her to the vets until a month after she came back home.

that's not good at all

last time I got drunk I made a guy run into a glass door and was running around barefoot.

the funny thing was I took off my 4 inch heels and was chasing around a 6'5 guy.

so he was even taller compared to me than usual

I'm already hungry and you're making it worse

oh darling

I hate being late

I would hug you

I need cuddles

someone give me cuddles.

give me cuddles, scrublord.

okay ;-;

anyway, what are you up to?

Bro, headbutt makes Pokemon fall out of trees

When my cat throws a tantrum she just meows at increasing volumes until she can't see you anymore or she gets what she wants.

Thats sexy

I'm the only person in my uni course under 18

I am the trap

already have a therapist

yes they are

leave me be, I just woke up from a brilliant nap

the boy I hook up with is a degenerate

we got a neckbeard in here

the only thing you've been riding is an iron spike up your ass, you angry bastard!

that's illegal

Moon makes big daddy jokes

I pick daddy @Farunel

well many can survive with two heads! Just like @bad moon 🌑 who has survived his entire life with two heads so far! One horribly deformed one on his shoulders and one up his giant gaping ass

my only homework is to go to hardware stores and steal their paint swatches

let the lizard man try his best

well nobody comes for you, you make every single organ retract further into their bodies than physically possible.

@bad moon 🌑 your family tree a ladder

@bad moon 🌑 shut the fuck up, lesbian, vegan VSCO girl

same goes to you

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-hole-mistakes-were-made-gif-7425292

I love the sleepy city at night aesthetic but I live in a city that's busy during all hours

It took 10 minutes to find my fucking classroom

The rooms in this uni are like rolling a die and deciding what number to make it

They have two separate 2nd floors...the one with classes only has one staircase and the other one for staff has 3.

The architect who designed this building is a drunkard