Message from @Hand Banana
Discord ID: 282014254775795712
It'd be fucking shit
That way we can send in documentary drone cameras to show our people just how superior we are
It would also be a good place to blood the legions as part of their training
HELLS BELLS I'm done prodicuing show prep
Who here wants to finish writing the monologue
I can do a Pokemon go Australia shitpost
If u want
Fuckin' A Bubbah
Um let me translate
I have my copypasta somewhere
I wrote it ages ago
She's not long tho
Make sure it's 5 minutes long and slightly esoteric. Slip in video game references to annoy @D'Marcus Liebowitz or people won't think I wrote it
Fuck
Back 2 the drawing board then
Write it about the esoterica of emus I don't care
Also put in a line about how emus are real jerks and every so often you gotta clock one to show who is in charge
I feel in chaaaarggge
Ill pm you a mad wall of text
Character limit cucked me
What's this you've said to me mate? I'll have you know I topped me bloody class in conflict resolution, and I reckon I've been part of numerous friendly yabbers, and I have roundabout 300 confirmed top blokes on me wall of legends. I am trained in polite convos and I'm the toppest of cunts in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth about as much to me as a fuckin sea urchin, but maybe a bit more than just another fuckin poof cunt. I hope we will come to have a mutually fuckin beneficial friendship unless you are a Finn or not white because shit skins and gooks can get fuckin ovened at temperatures the likes of never before seen on this Earth. Don't ya thinky dink you might be hurting some fair dinkum faggots feelings sayin that crap over the net mate? Come to gander at it mate, as we speak I am contacting the dingo hotline across the globe and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fuckin friendly orbital thong mate. The greeting gift of a fair dinkum thong to the chops should help ya with your racist bigotry against top cunts in fuckin Straya. I reckon mate that ya should look forward to it, cunt, I can be anywhere, anytime for ya and I can calm you in over seven hundred bloody ways but I reckon at least 90% of the bastards involve a thong and a cracked skull but that's just a Bloody minority of the plethora of techniques I've got to fuckin calm a cunt down.
Not only am I extensively trained in cuntflict resolution, but I have fair dinkum access to the entire fuckin network of dingoes that I reckon will use to their full power to start our new friendship whether ya fuckin want it or not, I'll chuck you in a fuckin divvy van if ya don't pull ya fuckin head in you cunt burgling prick whittler. If only ya knew what top tier cuntery and mad respect your two cents was about to bring ya, maybe you would have reached out soona. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person, you fuckin autistic faggot. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up if you are a fat cunt that runs as often as a Jew runs out of money. Interdasting toimes are ahead, and they could be ones where you get cob'd or are the cobbee, but this judgement shall not be made by me.
Read this and watch as ur iq grows
JFC seal posting?
I give you 1/10
Even Campin' Carl does better
You know what fuck you jew cunt I will wrap your arse round a telegraph pole for the maggies
And he's on state disability for low energy bantz
I did it over a year ago