You people laugh now, but these guys will be the KINGS of post-apocalyptic life. They thought ahead, they planned, and you didn't. Here's a quick scenario for you:
>13 months from now, after corona has killed off 75% of the US
>stores are empty, the dead just lay in the streets because no one will pick them up
>you ran out of supplies weeks ago, have to shit
>local TP Czar has taken over the largest house and rules all the lands for miles
>people pay fealty to the toilet paper Lord
>tributes of food, medicine, and their own daughters and wives to appease him
>you have nothing, but you still have needs. You hope the Lord will be merciful
>you head out to his palace, surrounded by 24/7 armed guards
>the guards strip you nearly naked, checking for anything of value
>then they escort you to the "throne" room
>there he sits, cool, calm, and collected. He has no issues emptying his bowels at any time
>a throne of TP, adorned with canned food, bottled water, and naked women
>you clench your cheeks and kneel before him
>"Speak, peasant" he commands, his voice booming and healthy. You know he dropped logs off today
>"P-please... My Lord... I need a roll... I don't have much to offer but I promise I will repay you somehow" you manage to squeak out
>"Oh, I'm sure we'll find something for you to do." The TP Czar chuckles. His guards chuckle. His concubines chuckle. Your face stings and your stomach hurts
>he picks up a small, half used roll of TP. Spits on it, then throws it on the ground before you.
>"T-thank you your majesty... Thank you!" You say, scooping up the TP
>"Do not forget the debt you now owe." The TP ruler says as you rush out of his palace. You feel as though you've just sold your soul, and that may be true, but at least you can go on living for a few more days

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average american uses one roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Pickle Rick is a masterpiece.

The episode where Rick turns himself into a pickle is a genuine classic and a perfect representation of Rick's philosophy of life. Rick's worst fear is being emotionally vulnerable to those he sees as intellectually beneath him, which is everyone. In order to escape a meeting with a therapist who might actually force him to confront his feelings, Rick chooses to turn himself into a literal pickle.

Actually no, with ancap lolis would not be legal. That's a common misnomer. Under Anarcho Capitalism, children's rights are defined by the same thing the rest of all rights in ancap are based off of: Natural Law. In the case of children, they are only able to fully actualize when they are able to make the decision to actualize. This point is determined when they are willing/do leave home. The parent's rights of the children would be as follows: Children are the 'property' of parents in so far as the parents are the ones that act as their agent in all matters. However, the 'property right' of these children is transferable along the lines of mutual exchange (much like adoption agencies today, except without thousands of people being priced out of the market) The parents have no right to inflict damage upon the child, as that is a violation of the natural rights. However, the parents are not in any way obligated to actually care for the child, at least not by right. This allows parents to let defective children die off, rather than being saddled with a burden that is both unjust and a violation of their own rights.

This is why tom is a massive faggot:
This nigga goes round talking about pedophillia like its some misunderstood phenomenon like its just something thats actually normal that people act like at birth like being gay or some shit. hes equating putting dicks in your bung hole WITH putting DICKS in BABY ASS...
like what is this dudes problem? not to mention hes canadian. and his country unironically supports this dudes belief. he is a pathetic loser that only talks about fucking loli's and talking about how its only morraly wrong if they dont agree with you putting your cock up their loli hole. like KIDS, LITERAL KIDS can fully understand the situation of reproduction. KIDS CANT KNOW HOW TO FUCK BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO YOUNG. TOM IF YOU're reading this STOP BEING A FUCKING CREEP. please stop... all because some people here hate me more than you does not give you the justification of having sex with minors. STOP IT!

So this is the infamous Pol.

I look around and all I see are sad, lonely young men that are angry because girls won't talk to you. Ever pause to wonder why that is?

Even as a woman of color, I am not the least bit offended, but morbidly dismayed by your lack of self-reflection and basic humility toward yourself and peoplekind. Pathetic, really.

***ME HARDIES THERE'S A NIGGER ON THE PORT BOUGH!! MAN THE CANNONS, BLAST THE NIGGER!!! YARRR THEY'RE GETTING ABOARD THE SHIP! YARRR CHOP THEIR HEAD OFF WITH THEIR CUTLASSES! FEED 'ER TO THE FUCKIN SHAAAARRRKSS!!!!! WE'RE THE PETER MUSKRAT ARMY AND WE FUCKIN' OBLITERATE NIGGERS!!! WE'RE THE PETER MUSKRAT LEGION AND WE CHEW THROUGH A NIGGERS BRAIN LIKE ITS A LOG OF WOOD! WE USE NIGGERS LIMBS TO MAKEA DAM! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!!!! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!!! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!! YEAAARGH!!!!***

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port bow

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google "kekma.ga"

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "based" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the founder of father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their zogbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and Jackie Robinson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where 'BBC' does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.

My friends are fucking normalfags. I keep making quotational references to "The Joker (2019)" and they just don't get it, reference unintended. How you could fail to instantly memorise the lines of the most iconic movie of the past decade is beyond me, and having only watched it once instead of 30 times like myself isn't an excuse either. I knew all the good lines as I soaked them in watching the movie for the very first time, my mouth agape and my eyes staring at the screen intensely. This movie parallels the issues within our society right now and despite the director's claims of the movie being apolitical, it is clear to see for anyone above 140 IQ, myself included, that the movie is actually a commentary of modern communism, fascism, social inequality, familial issues and so much more. The film is a masterpiece and if you do not know even the most basic of lines from it that haven't been memed by playground kiddies who don't understand the movie's message, you are beyond salvation and probably a braindead slave of World Jewry. Thank you and good night.

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I live in fantasy world where i turn niggers to aqueous solutions using 2.75 M hydrofluoric acid. Force niggers to use geometric substitution during integration. Make a nigger sweat from fear after forced to solve an Arrhenius Base solution. Make niggers understand 2nd order rate law integration reactions to find equilibrium of a reaction. Use Van Dee Waals equations to turn niggers into hyperactive molecules into the gas phase. Make a nigger calculate the dampened harmonic oscillation of a battery in return to make him drink the lithium iode battery. Calculate the force normal of a 2 ton rock crashing onto a niggers village. Use an encapsulate B-390 to trap niggers into algenate solution dropped into a CS2 base. Teach niggers volumetric fielding of cylindrical shells to calculate how big they want their KFC buckets. Teach niggers petroleum engineering to captivate Crude oil for the plastic of their Jordan’s. Enlighten niggers with polar integration of geometric series. Computer a nigger with infinite while loops. Cast a string “deadbeat” label onto a nigger. Castrate a nigger using spectrophotometer absorbance light at 750 nanometer wavelengths. Give niggers brain damage by putting them in a centrifuge and rotate them in an acid solution at 5000 rpm. Calculate the friction of a cheese grater against a niggers ballsack. Drop Newtonian torque balls on a nigger daycare. Give niggers PTSD by forcing them to solve u-substation 3 dimensional integration

Everyone thinks pagan shit is hanging in the woods with the boys but no one thinks about ground human remains in potions and the homely baker's daughter dryhumping a doughball to try and get you to fall in love

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Hey Jews,

My name is Adi, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass money pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on kikebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the nazi team, and starter on my hitlerjugend team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Arab people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

You guys think Nancy Pelosi strokes her old pussy while thinking about Trump? All her life she's been treated like a liberal queen. She could make up whatever bullshit she wanted and all her liberal cucks would do as she asks. Then this orange motherhecker comes along and puts her in her place and calls her an old hag. She's never been disrespected like that before. It makes her feel like a young slut again. She's confused and ashamed that this racist motherfucker makes her as wet as an octopus on Christmas Eve so she tries her hardest for months to get him impeached. But some part of her knew she didn't have the evidence to support her sham of an impeachment. She just wanted him to dominate her even more. The rush she gets when he calls her a psychotic old cunt is like cocaine to her.

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But unironically

I don’t know about you all... but this is the first time since college since I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for this to happen for 5 years. The point where 1 silver Roosevelt dime buys me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered a conversation with a roastie milf with a ring about corona in the water aisle... and I said it’s a cover for trump to bring us on a gold standard. She was looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l, have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.

This is my last post. Yes. I'm completely serious. You see, I'm not who you all think I am. Not at all. Currently, I'm a writer for Washington Post, living in a small studio apartment, always looking for the next big story, barely scraping by sometimes. I was asked several months ago by my editor to do a piece on the so-called 'shitpost' community on Facebook that seems to become more and more popular by the day. Initially, I was intrigued. The humor was bizzare, yet interesting. Nonsensical, yet genius. I spent several months interacting with people I had never met before in my life, learning the culture, what was "cool" and what wasn't. Eventually, I began to make my own posts, testing the waters now and then. And eventually my own posts started getting noticed, and maybe for a minute or two I understood why you all do this. But that didn't last long. And with time, I began to notice how stale the content truly was. How the same 'memes' could be spammed over and over again, and still get massive amounts of attention. And I also began to notice something else. The viciousness with which you attacked each other. The semi-constant bullying and harassment. Each day, it made me even more sickened than before, to the point where you people made me start questioning everything about reality and what I knew about it. I couldn't eat. I couldn't sleep. I was drinking 2 bottles of milk every night. But, finally, my mission is complete. Tomorrow, we will be publishing a comprehensive guide on this group, potentially exposing some of your admins' most well kept secrets. I'm deactivating this account at midnight, but before I do, I just want to let you know you all make me sick.

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tie niggers to trees, whip niggers into obedience, slingshot niggers into orbit, rocket niggers into the sun, deficate in a niggers food.

Guts is the single most attractive man I have ever laid my eyes on. I saw this meme about a year ago which involved Guts picking up a condom and saying it's for his magnum dong. It touched me spiritually. Since that moment, my life has never been truly the same. Sure, I still do lawn bowls on the weekends. I still attend work. But every second I spend away from Guts, is another second I could be spending WITH Guts. I tell my coworkers that the reason I run off to the toilets every 20 minutes is because I have a bad case of diarrhoea, but in reality I'm browsing for pictures of my chunky M&M to furiously masturbate to. I regret nothing, and don't plan on stopping anytime soon. But my friends and family are starting to get suspicious. I've used the same excuse every day for almost 2 years now. They're starting to annoy me. My life is starting to annoy me. I used to admire them, but now all they are to me are disgusting piles of shit stopping me from spending the rest of my life with Guts. My weekends consist of staring at a poster of Guts for 48 hours, then back to hell for another 5 days. I'm getting tired of everyone's bullshit. I need to find Him, so we can grow old and die together. I want to be cremated and my ashes to be mixed with His.

okay we delete gore and any porn and naked girls but leave the nigger dick
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i see where this discord is going
its disgusting
you people should be ashamed

ME HARDIES THERE'S A NIGGER ON THE PORT BOUGH!! MAN THE CANNONS, BLAST THE NIGGER!!! YARRR THEY'RE GETTING ABOARD THE SHIP! YARRR CHOP THEIR HEAD OFF WITH THEIR CUTLASSES! FEED 'ER TO THE FUCKIN SHAAAARRRKSS!!!!! WE'RE THE PETER MUSKRAT ARMY AND WE FUCKIN' OBLITERATE NIGGERS!!! WE'RE THE PETER MUSKRAT LEGION AND WE CHEW THROUGH A NIGGERS BRAIN LIKE ITS A LOG OF WOOD! WE USE NIGGERS LIMBS TO MAKEA DAM! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!!!! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!!! FUCK NIGGERS!!!!! YEAAARGH!!!!

UNFATHOMABLY DARK-COLORED INDIVIDUALS
SMELLING SO HORRIBLE, SPEAKING IN UNINTELLIGIBLE UTTERANCES
AH DARK CREATURES FROM BEYOND THE SUBURBS, HORRIBLE AND TWISTED MANIFESTATIONS OF THE URBAN DEPTHS
WHAT HELLISH UNNATURAL FORCE RELEASED THY SOUNDCLOUDIAN WRATH UPON MY RUGGED SOUL

now let me explain to you newfags and zoomerpepegas why loud videos are not funny, at least not anymore. because it doesn't work in this channel anymore, anyone with an iq above 90 knows and is prepared that theres faggots like you posting them, so they have their volume at the lowest, where a earrape video doesnt "scare" you anymore and its just an annoying pointless video spamming the videochannel. if you wanna meme/be edgy, then use this video in a normie channel, u fucking spergs, learn from the boomers.

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Kentucky???? This is so fucked.

You are a retard. I hate you. I hate the fact you exist. You are scum. You are an absolute fucking douchebag. You are a lowlife piece of human garbage. You absolute fucking retard cunt. You are a waste of a human being. You've done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that's important. You dumb cunt, you piece of shit. You're not even a son of a bitch, that's too dignified a term for what you are. You know, you're not even human. You don't deserve the word human because you are that much of a fucking disgrace to people all around the globe, worldwide. It's a dishonor to put you in the same sentence with that word, you asshole. Are you fucking proud of yourself? Are you proud of having accomplished absolutely nothing in your life? You have only done bad things in this world. You do not deserve to live, you shit. You are a terrible excuse for a human being. You are an ABSOLUTE cunt. You are nothing but a faggot brainlet. You sleazy two-faced bastard. You slimy sluggish asshole. You TRIFILING motherfucker. You are literally worth nothing. You make my god damn stomach crawl, You have single-handedly made me lose my faith in God. You are the reason why I hate humanity. You are a piece of fucking trash. Your worth is comparable to a piece of dog shit left on the ground, you fucking asswipe. People like you are the reason why people get abortions. How does it feel to be the problem? You piece of shit. You dumb fucking cretin, you absolute fucking buffoon, bumbling idiot. Fuck you.

Holy fuck I'm freaking out a member of the CDC just called me personally and told me I need to isolate myself immediately because they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is having a FAT ass and a great personality. Send this to 19 other babes before midnight to stay healthy and hot

I saw the fucking child right infront of my car, so i ran that bitch over and heard fuckin KAPOWWW KABOOOM KAKAKAKAKAKALAWKAFLA fuckin noises type shit i just fucking stole his life my nigga, i just fuckin YOINK that nigga bruh i fuckin got out of the car... And you know what i saw? YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING SAW?!?!?!? I saw my fuckin dog humpin his ears, with his little fucking small ass dick like NIGGA BRUH THIS LITTLE BITCH FUCKIN DIED AND GOT RAPED BY A FUCKIN DOG so im just like getting back in my god damn car and im just fuckin running my dog over too because im like screw it man i need chinese food im fuckin hungry. after that the fucking neighbors heard splatters and KASFAFWFIWJASKF fucking type sounds and decided to come the fuck out for no fucking reason and saw me running over a child and a dog im just like, hey it was an accident and they just fuckin call the cops so i just fucking ran them over too and this little fat bitch wouldnt fucking die from the grill of my car like she was stuck in it like i fuckin RAMMED her into a concrete wall, like a fuckin CONCRETE HARD FUCKING ROCK HARD DICK HARD WALL and she aint even dead so im just fuckin nutting on her so she can feel the fucking juice one last time before she goes so im just getting in my car, and im fuckin going in the river leaping out of my car and drowning that bitch turns out my car just fucking sank and im just fucking pissed that imma have to pay car insurance so imma have to fucking murder myself but then i forgot about life insurance so then i just fucking bombed my home killing a poor innocent woman with big breasts which was my sister, she was hot my mom was not i fucked their dead body and i tried sucking my own dick.

Use the information/stylistic vocabulary explored in Week 2 to describe the use of sound in a sequence between 30 and 120 seconds long from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Gondry, 2004).
Use the information/stylistic vocabulary explored in Week 4 to describe the use of editing in a sequence between 30 and 120 seconds long from Psycho (Hitchcock, 1960).
Use the information/stylistic vocabulary explored in Week 5 to describe the use of camera movement in a sequence between 30 and 120 seconds long from Rope (Hitchcock, 1948).

Message to the Church in Philadelphia

7And to the angel of the church in Philadelphia write; These things saith he that is holy, he that is true, he that hath the key of David, he that openeth, and no man shutteth; and shutteth, and no man openeth;

8I know thy works: behold, I have set before thee an open door, and no man can shut it: for thou hast a little strength, and hast kept my word, and hast not denied my name. 9Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee. 10Because thou hast kept the word of my patience, I also will keep thee from the hour of temptation, which shall come upon all the world, to try them that dwell upon the earth. 11Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown. 12Him that overcometh will I make a pillar in the temple of my God, and he shall go no more out: and I will write upon him the name of my God, and the name of the city of my God, which is new Jerusalem, which cometh down out of heaven from my God: and I will write upon him my new name. 13He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches.

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

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