Message from @Men Are Human
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It's a swanna
It's very disappointed in somebody's life choices. XD
Does look kinda pouty
Somebody is really gonna be for it. XD
Has Caterpilla been in the cookie jar again? *feather wagging like finger*
I'm allowed cookies at Christmas, I'm dieting and building my muscles, no cookies
The face of a mon who does NOT believe you. ;D
I have yogurts, raisins, and beef space raiders as snacks -_-
I'm not happy about this so don't test me xD
I would really, really like to not be on a diet so I can eat donner meat and pizza and chocolate again :<
It'll be maintained with my workouts/exercise anyway, but gotta lose weight first
I have Pringle’s and rum
I’m built for comfort, not for speed
At Christmas I'm having chicken, a gigantic pig in a blanket, terries chocolate orange, vodka, and whatever else I want :3
I love pigs in blankets, haven’t had in so long
That wasn't neant to post!
Delteted it. Xd
My dad and I have a tradition of doing surf and turf for Christmas, nice big fat steak, king prawns and a bunch of other stuff
Live in the best spot for it since we can get it all super fresh and high quality
Pig in a blanket. XD
I would actually like to get some pigs, they are adorable
Gify has everything
They are pretty awesome, though they get as big as ponies!
I know xD
Need a big garden. XD
Is 7 acres enough?
I mean, they would have to share with our cows xD
Dunno? Does it have truffles and acorns?
XD
I’m not sure if we could even grow that here, it gets way too humid
I am like, 99% sure we have magic mushrooms growing here though
That's gonna be a spaced out pig
Pig is gonna thing they're a guiniapig. XD
I want 2 pigs, and a want a mama pig because seeing piglets run circles around big mama is the actual cure for depression
Invest in buying a breeding pair of those domesticated foxes in Russia, and sell them to people
can't get foxes in Aus, they are a really bad pest and very illegal to keep as pets xD
:o awwww