I'm allowed cookies at Christmas, I'm dieting and building my muscles, no cookies

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The face of a mon who does NOT believe you. ;D

I have yogurts, raisins, and beef space raiders as snacks -_-

I'm not happy about this so don't test me xD

I would really, really like to not be on a diet so I can eat donner meat and pizza and chocolate again :<

It'll be maintained with my workouts/exercise anyway, but gotta lose weight first

I have Pringle’s and rum

I’m built for comfort, not for speed

At Christmas I'm having chicken, a gigantic pig in a blanket, terries chocolate orange, vodka, and whatever else I want :3

I love pigs in blankets, haven’t had in so long

That wasn't neant to post!

Delteted it. Xd

My dad and I have a tradition of doing surf and turf for Christmas, nice big fat steak, king prawns and a bunch of other stuff

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Live in the best spot for it since we can get it all super fresh and high quality

Pig in a blanket. XD

I would actually like to get some pigs, they are adorable

Gify has everything

They are pretty awesome, though they get as big as ponies!

I know xD

Need a big garden. XD

Is 7 acres enough?

I mean, they would have to share with our cows xD

Dunno? Does it have truffles and acorns?

XD

I’m not sure if we could even grow that here, it gets way too humid

I am like, 99% sure we have magic mushrooms growing here though

That's gonna be a spaced out pig

Pig is gonna thing they're a guiniapig. XD

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I want 2 pigs, and a want a mama pig because seeing piglets run circles around big mama is the actual cure for depression

Invest in buying a breeding pair of those domesticated foxes in Russia, and sell them to people

can't get foxes in Aus, they are a really bad pest and very illegal to keep as pets xD

:o awwww

I want a pet fox

pigs live a really long time but as long as you have the space they are really easy to keep

That's my problem, I would have so many more pets if I had the space to keep them in

I have the space and the time, jut not the money... well we have money but there are just higher priorities

Yea... No point getting a load of pigs if you have to live in the mud with them