They used to have a full auto shoot at the local range... they had to stop because of 'noise complaints' and someone in the next town having a 50 cal land on their roof...

Now I’m really lost

You'll be even more lost to learn that I am a walking mustard gas machine. I apologize to my desk mate constantly.

Yep I’m super overtired

I want to cuddle with a fuzzy dolphin

Or a husky.

A husky would be really cute 🥰

huskies have always been my favorite

This is my lock screen.

I have no idea if that photo sent

It’s my sisters dog, it’s not a husky but it’s adorable

it didn't send, dogs are great though

I don't mind cats, I just wish they'd be a little more cuddly when I'm not busy and a little less cuddly when I am busy

What weapons?

XD

Hello 👋

Hello

I’m home!!!!

It’s 05:32 and I want my dolphin and my bed.

Dolphin?

I have a stuffed dolphin I bought my ex and she lent me before she dumped me that I haven’t given back

I don’t usually liked stuffed animals but it’s just the cutest thing ever and I don’t have a human so I’ll cuddle with a stuffed dolphin to keep me company.

Not that I'm not one for sentimentality, but wouldn't it be better for your health if you didn't hold onto that so dearly?

Perhaps but I kinda claimed it as my own before she dumped me and now that she’s dumped me it’s lost all relation to her

Tbh until I just brought it up I forgot it was even hers.

That's fair enough, if it doesn't stop you from moving/ being moved on

Yeah

I kinda just view it as “cute stuffed animal that keeps me company” more than “my ex’s stuffed animal”

Welcome flow

I mean a bought it for her so I still bought it and she hasn’t asked for it back so, until she does, I’m calling it fair game

It was also a LDR so it’s not like I see her at all

I sometimes have an unhealthy obsession with hanging onto things. I'm sentimental so it takes me longer to move on but try and take everything that happens as a part of me

LDR?

It’s been 1m 3weeks and 1 day since the last time we had communication

Long distance relationship

Ohhh I see

Yeah I get sentimental with stuff

Like I have her stuffed green gecko she grew up and we shared memories with, and cried a lot with, so that just sits on my desk