Slower than a Snail in the Bath

@MaoDidNothingWrong

Exactly

Making my through the world growing My economy slower than a Snail in the bath
Rata tat tat tat!

***Drinks himself to death***

Being super rich isn't 100% good tho either 🤔

Then give me all ur $

Getting alcohol poisoning and getting shot at isn’t any better

Alcohol and guns. The perfect marriage

^mother Russia

6 am club is cool

@MaoDidNothingWrong https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QaiWx4BVQDE

China is gay

Russia has cheese

China has what, noodles?

Dumb food copied from Italians

We'll annex China in a year or two, watch us.

russia > china
though i do like when china executes billionaires

*people debating about which shithole has the least amount of shittyness*

i'd argue that russia is less of a shithole than china

but i have to go to bed now lol

Wait what

The Italians copied China

Marco Polo brought back noodles from China

Retarded Russians don’t make us annex Siberia

This is why there are no girls on this server

Don't worry Mao, we'll acceps some of your refugees after the air in your cities turns unbreathable and make them slaves on our Siberian plantations.

That's what they want anyway..

Aay, a win-win

Honestly, there was a good Saint Stolypin speech where he talked exactly about this problem.

Basically something to the extent of "too many Chinamen at the borders, gotta bus our people there to preserve our culture."

Man I love Stolypin.

Perkele

I think China should preemptively nuclear strike Russia... or the other way around...

When you think about it... it is the destiny...