facts dont care about your feelings

For some reason, I want to support a religious branch that does the least amount of disservice to my religion, rather than by "lmao DID THEY HATE JEWS THO".

Althought I will say I have great respect for Martin Luther

and if the average protestard knew what he wrote about Jews then they would be so cucked

Martin Luther wrote a book about how filthy the Jews are ffs. He only accepted them because he thought he could convert them but quickly changed his mind when realising this was not the case

I'm of curse referring to "On the Jews and their lies"

religious faiths are a tool of the state to control the population by non-government means

Satanism

And fard

Obvi

Judaism

because I get to suck on kids pee pees

Catholicism does that much more efficiently though.

So that's my #1 pick.

at least they dont cut of the force skin

Glad to see somebody taking up the mantle of the "Child molestation is better than genital mutilation argument".

Islam>

as far as the pedophilia is concerned

Certainly a victory in the battle of Ideas.

that started happeing wen they let Masons into the Catholic Church

Catholics created the masons to discredit protestants tbh

The Masons that spray chem trails everywhere or the Lizardpeople Masons?

Now you put words in my mouth

There is not a single text in Catholism that says "its ok to sleep with children"

That is just the doings of wiked men

Because the Catholic church has been taken over ever since Vatican II by them

However I can open the Talmud and it will read

"Like water comes to the eye again an again, so does virginity of a child under 3 years"

I'm not defending the Catholic Church as being "infallible" far from that, because a true Catholic does not turn a blind eye towards obvious subversion and evil. Honestly the Catholic Church needs a purge and a hard core one.

Im waiting for "the chair of Peter is empty" niggas

So I can have a good laugh

Catholic Church needs to actually be Christian for me to care about its subversion.

Also I'm very glad that Catholicism is not as bad as Islam, that's a great advertisement.

"Hey kids, come to our Catholic Church! We're not Satanists!"

You said that Catholicism does disservice to your Religion

Your Orthodox right?

Yes.
Inb4 "But we're soooo similar!!!!" trite.

We are similar in teachings but not in doings. We actually managed to have religious leaders that aren't debauching drunkards and leechers.

Our church managed to avoid becoming just another bloody political power.

The Catholic Church is the only legitamate church

Protestant cucks Eternally Btfo